001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

• Favorite character:
• Least Favorite character:
• 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
• Character I find most attractive:
• Character I would marry:
• Character I would be best friends with:
• A random thought:
• An unpopular opinion:
• My canon OTP:
• Non-canon OTP:
• Most badass character:
• Pairing I am not a fan of:
• Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):
• Favourite friendship:

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

• when or if I started shipping it.
• my thoughts:
• What makes me happy about them:
• What makes me sad about them:
• Things done in fanfic that annoys me:
• Things I look for in fanfic:
• My kinks:
• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
• My happily ever after for them:

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

• How I feel about this character: 
• All the people I ship romantically with this character: 
• My non-romantic OTP for this character: 
• My unpopular opinion about this character: 
• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
• My OTP:
• My OT3:

• Who am I? You sure you want to know? 
• The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.
• Uh, hey, could you drive us around the corner, please?
• Of course it was. Don’t ever be ashamed of who you are.
• Hey listen, we need to talk.
• I didn’t start that fight, I told you that. 
• What was I supposed to do, run away?
• Just be careful who you change into.
• Remember, with great power…comes great responsibility.
• Are you afraid that I’m gonna turn into some kind of criminal?
• Quit worrying about me, okay?!
• Quit lecturing me, please!
• I don’t mean to lecture, and I don’t mean to preach.
• I need that money!
• I missed the part where that’s my problem.
• I can’t help thinking about…the last thing I said to him. 
• He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.
• You’re amazing.
• You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me… You’re not Superman, you know.
• ______ is all but invincible; but ______, we can destroy him. 
• Betrayal must not be countenanced! 
• Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead.
• First, we attack his heart!
• Oh, yeah, I got something for your ass!
• You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!
• Wake up, little spider, wake up
• I’m not like you. You’re a murderer.
• I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero.
• In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually, they will hate you.
• Think about it, hero!
• Do what you need with her, then broom her fast!
• Well, beats taking the subway.
• This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m __________
• Sorry I’m late. Work was murder.
• Back to formula?!?
• Misery, misery, misery, that’s what you chosen
• I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face. 
• We’ll meet again, __________ !
• Forty thousand years of evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.
• You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.
• Then I’ll make him infamous!
• They’re crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.
• He’s saved my life twice and I’ve never even seen his face.
• Do I get to say thank you this time?
• I think I have a super hero stalker.

• I better run, tiger.
• Hey, freak show! You’re going nowhere!
• I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of PLAYTIME. 

• “God must hate me.”
• “Stop being such a freak.”
• “I’m sorry. I can’t be perfect.”
• “No one’s there to save you.”
• “I don’t care, I’m not scared.”
• “You know I’ll be there for you.”
• “You’re perfectly perfect to me.”
• “I just want to make you proud.”
• “You’re always going to be afraid.”
• “There’s something wrong with you.”
• “Do you want to be somebody else?”
• “Sometimes, I wish I could save you.”
• “I guess I’ll never get to call you mine.”
• “Did you know you used to be my hero?“
• “You don’t know what it’s like to be like me.”
• “You hate the way your life turned out to be.”
• “Tell me, why should I waste my time with you?”
• “In a blink of an eye, I never got to say goodbye.”
• “How many times are you gonna try to shut me out?”
• “I’m sick of being alone, when are you coming home?”
• “You might think I’m happy, but I’m not gonna be okay.”
• “I feel like I’m living the worst day, over and over again.”
• “You learned the hard way to shut your mouth and smile.”
• “Life is what happens while you’re busy making your excuses.”
• “There’s so many things I want to say, but you just don’t listen to me.”
• “There’s only hate. There’s only tears. There’s only pain. There is no love here.”
• “It’s funny how all the things you would change are all things that are cute to me.”
• “Every time you fight the scars are gonna heal, but they’re never gonna go away.”
• “Everybody always gave you what you wanted. You never had to work it was always there.”

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜     

• “where’s [insert team member here]?” “i mean… *looks out window at the stars, shrugs* space, probably”
• they keep a tally of every time lance gets rejected by someone and use it to shut him up when he’s getting annoying
• “okay i’m gonna stop you there, 37 strike outs”
• whenever an alien does something particularly weird pidge loudly hums the x-files theme
• lance will do random trust falls “for team bonding.” everyone lets him fall on his ass but shiro
• drawing mustaches on random objects and talking to them as if they’re coran
• for like two weeks lance refers to keith exclusively through pop culture references
• “hey where’s older, angrier Nico Di Angelo?”
• “scarless Zuko is in position”
• “ayo young Billy Ray Cyrus come spar with me” 
• loud acapella renditions of The Circle of Life during training sessions
• hunk the Hunk™
• calling shiro dad but only in the context of petty arguments (“daaaaaad, lance won’t stop touching my stuff”)
• *points at something pidge is tinkering with* “is that a calculator”
• constant shitting on the castle’s defenses
• “after that fight, I think I need a drink, and it better be stronger than that particle barrier”
• there’s a month long campaign to catch shiro in the middle of his morning routine to solve the mystery of whether or not he uses eyeliner. but they can never catch him getting up in the morning?? like one time they pull an all nighter and hide in his bathroom and somehow?? he still evades them???
• whenever allura enters the room lance yells “everyone act casual” and they all strike ridiculous poses
• *lance gets into a Situation and asks keith for help* “I’m sorry I… can’t hear you…. I think the connection’s…… breaking up…………”
• exaggeratingly censoring themselves in front of pidge
• “oh biscuits and jam I am so darn steamed right now!” “lance shut the fuck up”