yeah, if i could go back to that day we met i probably would just stay in bed
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
- *Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
- *Slaps you*
- *Kisses you on the lips*
- *Bites your lip*
- *Rubs your shoulders*
- *Dumps ice water over your head*
- *Winks at you*
- *Flips hair at you*
- *Throws a ball of paper towards you*
- *Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
- *Slams the door shut behind you*
- *Storms out of the room*
- *Wraps my arms around you from behind*
- *Kisses your neck*
- *Nibbles on your earlobe*
- *Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
- *Strokes your hair*
- *Caresses your cheek*
- *Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
- “You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
- “I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
- “I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
- “Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
- “Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
- “If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
- “Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
- *Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
- “I’m sorry, have we met before?”
- “I don’t know you, but thanks.”
- “You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
- “We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
- “Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
- “It’s none of your business. We just met.”
- “Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
- “I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
- “Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
- “Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
- “No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
- “I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
- “I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
- “I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
- “You know, most people watch porn at home.”
- “Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
- “Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
- “If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
- “You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
- “Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
- “We lost the playoffs.”
- “The girls team beat the boys!”
- “I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
- “Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
- “I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
- “She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
- “She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
- “I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
- “Being a freshman sucks.”
- “I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
- “She/he told me they were a junior!”
- “Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
- “Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
- “How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
- “Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
- “I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
- “I definitely failed that test.”
- “I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
- “Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
- “I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
- “Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
- “I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
- “What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
- “Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
- “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
- “At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
- “You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
- “Shut up. Just shut up!”
- “I don’t need to listen to this.”
- “You’re lying.”
- “I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
- “I can’t look at you.”
- “Don’t fucking touch me.”
- “If you say one more word, I swear…”
- “Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
- “What’s wrong with you?”
- “Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
- “You must be crazy.”
- “I'm not backing down.”
- “You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
- “What’s your issue?”
- “You make me so angry.”
- “This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
- “And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
- “I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
- “I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
- “You’re the one that I want.”
- “I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
- “Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
- “I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
- “I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
- “I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
- “I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
- “Please, don’t leave me.”
- “I need you more than you will ever know.”
- “I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
- *Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
- “I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
- “I brought vodka and ice cream.”
- “You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
- “I can’t believe you went without me!”
- “I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
- “I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
- “I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
- “Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
- “What do you think about this outfit?”
- “Bend over.”
- “It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
- “I thought you’d be bigger.”
- “Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
- “I can’t find my vibrator.”
- “Just set your phone on vibrate!”
- “I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
- “That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
- “You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
- “Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
- “And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
- “I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
- “I want to be on top.”
- “That is one fine ass.”
- “You look like a screamer.”
- “Let me tie you up.”
- “What’ll our safeword be?”
- “I love making you squirm.”
- “Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
- [TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
- [TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
- [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
- [TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
- [TEXT] Do you even love me?
- [TEXT] What happened to us?
- [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
- [TEXT] IM26C4U.
- [TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
- [TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
- [TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
- [TEXT] I still love you.
- [TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
- [TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
- [TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
- [TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
- [TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
- [TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
- [TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
- [TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
- [TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
- [TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
- [TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
- [TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
- [TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
- [TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
this signature depression meal thing really came for me i’m “coffee” and “wine” let’s be real
“why haven’t you been more active?”
starter for the babiest @warriorveined
---it had been some time since she had last been here. Rose had never quite taken to the Marbella; it served its purpose, she supposed, but beyond that... no, she vastly prefered the rest of the world over the hotel. But no other place had Luisa. No matter how much she tried to deny it, like a homing beacon the woman always lured her back, a siren call so sweet it was torture. Rose hated being vulnerable, but could not for the life of her figure out how to stop the softening of everything inside her for Luisa.
“Your father and I have just returned, so he is out, making up for lost time around here.” She gave an idle twirl of long, slender fingers, indicating the establishment around them. Looking around, she saw Rafael and Petra were not yet here either. “You seem well.” Too well. It made Rose crave a drink; something stiff, something that would burn everything out of her she couldn't use right now. In respect for Luisa's addiction, she settled for pouring herself a glass of water, topping it with a slice of lemon, and letting it frost the tips of her fingers and her lips as she sipped. "How have you been?"
henlo, i miss roleplaying, so in between work and gym and girls and friends and dogs and family i’m going to try to be here again :’D
open to females, males & nb // suggested connections: any,including incest if you’re feeling raunchy// scenario: addie is 4 months pregnant & horny as hell. she pleads with your muse, who may or may not be the child’s parent, to have sex with her.
Her skin itches with the flame of her arousal, a deep fire burning from between her thighs that’s spreading throughout her entire body. Addie can’t remember ever being this worked up in her life. She’s heard stories about pregnancy hormones doing this, but she never thought it would happen to her. She is straight up desperate, panting as her forehead burns, a bead of sweat on her brow about to fall down when she hears the front door. Arching her back she listens to the footfalls, her hand instinctively going to rest on her swelling stomach. When she spots them her body reacts in kind, stomach aflutter and heart beating like a hummingbird’s wings. Addie manages to whimper their name, causing them to look up in concern. As they start toward her, she grabs their hand with a whispered plea, tugging them down to her level and beginning to undo their clothes. Her lips are red hot against the other’s skin, desperate for some kind of affection. “I need this,” she whines when she feels them begin to pull away. “Please. I’m throbbing - I can’t.. even think.” To illustrate her point she guides their hand between her legs so that they can feel the slick arousal practically running down her thighs.
“That sounds like a you problem, darling.” But her fingers find wet and dark and hungry, satin smoothness but something biting, too. Phoenix lets her eyes travel from where her hand sits between smooth, pale thighs to the frazzled, flushed look on Addie’s face, looking into those damned green eyes. “What makes you think I care to help you out? Hm?” She drags her hand back but not far enough, so that a single crooked knuckle drags up feverishly hot skin. She stands upright, adjusts her tank top, looks down at this mess of a girl that was a woman just a few hours ago when Phoenix last saw her. Her gut thrilled at the view, a hard nugget of arousal slowly unfurling. “You were just a stop on the way. I’ve got places to be.” She cocks her head, sucks her bottom lip into her mouth and lets it go with a pop. “But I might be convincable if you sing me a pretty little song of your need.”
( cont’d / @dualityoflight )
Mak was always so expressive Jesse wondered if she had a poker face or if perhaps Jesse was simply lucky enough that Makayla never felt the need to school her features with her. Whatever the actual reason, Jesse didn’t think she could tire of watching Mak, even with intense dark eyes focused on her. She almost let herself get lost in those eyes, but Mak was leaning in and Jesse did the same to receive the sweet kiss that had her smiling softly. The smallest of moments with Mak could make her happy, though Jesse could hardly call Christmas along with Mak and her family something small. It felt important to Jesse and she could tell it was to Mak too.
“I mean if it’s something you’d like too, how could I not like it,” Jesse placed her hand on Mak’s thigh and gave it a little squeeze. The gift really was beautifully wrapped. It felt a shame to destroy it. But with one last grin Makayla’s way, Jesse tore at the paper. “Oh it’s so soft,” Jesse ran her hands over the sweater. “I might just have to let you borrow it so I can curl up with you in it,” Jesse said. She was about to thank Mak when she pulled the sweater out and noticed another wrapped gift. “Now you’re just showing off your wrapping skills, Jesse teased. She turned the smaller box over delicately tearing at the paper. “Oh Mak…” Jesse’s voice went quieter and she pressed a hand to her chest. “It’s gorgeous.” She didn’t really wear jewelry at work, but when they went out or even when Jesse just came by, she typically made an effort to be wearing something more than her earrings. “It’s perfect. Can you put it on me?” Jesse handed the necklace to Mak, twisting her body and lifting her hair. It was a far nicer gift than she had anticipated, and it made her heart swell.
Pressure fell off her when she was Jesse liked her presents--her parents and son she knew intimately, so well she didn’t even need to think about what to get them or what they really needed, but beyond them she had never had to do much gift-giving. Looking for something for Jesse had been a nightmare of nerves and worries. “Of course. Let’s see how it looks on you.” She pressed her fingers to the back of Jesse’s neck even before she had unclasped the necklace, wanting to feel the soft skin beneath her digits. Then she undid the clasp and redid it securely around Jesse’s neck.
At the store, she had stood with a heart-shaped pendant for a long time, but it had seemed cheesy and cliché, so ultimately she had chosen a simple but beautiful tiger lily pendant. "Beautiful," she whispered, not even looking at the necklace anymore, but at blue eyes and a radiant smile instead. She really did fucking love Jesse, even if she felt it too soon to give her heart-shaped anythings. "I think we've got a few more minutes before they realize we're gone. Kiss me."
Blair could read the emotion on El’s face and hear it in her voice. It was one of those things that couldn’t have made Blair happier, getting to see just how fiercely and unashamed El loved her when she thought of the shy, sweet woman she’d first met during teacher orientation. She never tired of hearing Eleanor say those words, but Blair would have known it just by the way El kissed her. Blair moved with El as she tried to pull back from the kiss, keeping them connected as long as she could before they settled back into their seats. “That must be a crazy level of happy because I know how I’m feeling right now,” Blair said, cheeks almost hurting from how much she’d been smiling since the moment El had said yes.
Blair had just parked the car in her parents drive and was about to hop out when she heard El’s emotional statement. Blair nodded hard in agreement and reached over to grab El’s hand. “Yeah,” she said. “I mean you already basically were one. But now I get to make it official.” They hadn’t had any major discussions about the particulars of getting married, but knowing Eleanor wanted to be a Drake set Blair’s heart beating fast. “Eleanor Drake has a really nice ring to it don’t you think?” Blair was beaming as she got to test out the name for the first time on her tongue. She leaned across for one last kiss before disengaging them so they could finally head inside.
“Hey everyone!” Blair called out as they entered, El’s hand firmly entrenched in hers. She spotted Quinn and her dad, eyes darting and waiting until her mom rounded the corner to speak up again. Usually Blair was immediately sweeping people up in hugs but she hung back just enough so she could talk first. “Sorry we’re a little late. We got a little… distracted by more important things.” Blair gave Quinn a look so she knew, no it wasn’t that this time. “So uh you know how I had that thing I wanted to show you mom? That I was going to give El? Well, you might have to ask her to see it.” Blair turned to let El show off the ring, the room descending into some level of pandemonium as realization of what they were announcing dawned on them. Hugs couldn’t wait any longer for either of them.
Eleanor had never heard anything more beautiful than Eleanor Drake sounded aloud. It was something she had sounded out in her head more than a few times before, but now it was real. It was happening. And the woman next to her, that most phenomenal creature, was all the source of it. “It sounds like a dream come true.” Floating as if in one for real, Eleanor let herself be led into the house, towards the people who were naturally the first ones Blair wanted to tell their news---but so did Eleanor. No one else she would rather share this with first than the Drakes.
With the most beaming of smiles and tears already brimming again, because God, she just couldn’t help it, brimming and spilling with happiness as she was---she showed everyone the ring and let herself be swallowed up by the Drakes’ joy and happiness for them. Eleanor stayed in every hug for a long time, overflowing with the knowledge that Blair’s family was happy she was going to be a part of them. Eventually she did disentangle herself from Blair’s mom to huddle back to Blair’s side.
“She asked me out of completely nowhere. It was really cute.” Gazing lovingly at her fiancée, she clasped their hands back together and leaned over to press a kiss to her cheek. “We should’ve thought of bringing champagne to celebrate though.”
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.