when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

this is so sad alexa play boyfriend by big time rush

imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”

Merriam-Webster’s social media is the only thing giving me hope in these dark times

do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

depression: who would ever love you?

me: 

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone