J(9/11)b

I think the concept of a true name is overrated. I think everyone should all have multiple names and switch between them at random. People should collect names the way we collect particularly nice mugs. 

Church of Whale Fall

house md is awesome

this girl right in front of me at the indigo de souza show passed out and this other little blonde bitch in front of me who was not apart of the passed out girl’s friend group immediately swept in and expertly micromanaged the entire situation and then later the little blonde bitch took out her phone to text someone and her lock screen was larry david with miley cyrus as hannah montana and i just felt like the combination of those two experiences was so powerful i know everything there is to know about her

this picture it was this picture

Huh?

Whuh?

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

Customer: SHOE FETISH DMV: SHOE FETISH Verdict: ACCEPTED

2018: internet should be regulated as a utility like water and electricity

2028: gyro/shawarma should be regulated as a utility like water and electricity

stick that pussy up my ass

WHY IS THERE A SKATEBOARD IN THE UNDERWORLD

because punk is dead

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

femme comics by Gerard Donelan

Church of Whale Fall

This is whether or not Homsetuck had anything to do with it (I was going to include hat as an option for each, but I didn't have the room)

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