I'm fine! I used up a perfectly good pants-wetting for that!
Crow T. Robot
Don't ever mention Emerson Lake and Palmer around Gypsy!
Joel Robinson
Praise the truck farmer. Bow down before him.
Joel Robinson
What about my mod pants suit?
Tom Servo
He couldn't possibly make it more sticky.
Mike Nelson
Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork!
Crow T. Robot
Somewhere there's a spare Crow running around Wisconsin in 1985.
Pearl Forrester
Stop calling me Lumpy Butt.
Mike Nelson
No wonder she's attracted to him: she's stone.
Joel Robinson
We are gathered here today... to DIE!
Tom Servo
Do farts have lumps?
Crow T. Robot
You're right, Professor Froggy.
Crow T. Robot
God sure has a crummy office, doesn't He?
Joel Robinson
You can be replaced by Leno, you know.
Crow T. Robot
It's ninety-seven o'clock.
Mike Nelson
I'm a pixie!
Crow T. Robot
Don't let you mom dress the band.
Crow T. Robot