A cute goat sent you a message.

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

I ghostwrote these tags my god

THE throuple dynamic.

i think too many people forget that gojo is actually insane

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!

It's a tiktok thing. Supposedly, tiktok knocks you down in the algorithm if people go through and like a bunch of your videos at once.

But first of all, the Tiktok algorithm is insane and constantly changing so who gives AF. And secondly, this isn't TikTok and WE DON'T HAVE AN ALGORITHM.

If someone is 'spamliking' on Tumblr, that likely means that they've actually gone to your blog and are now enjoying everything you post. AND THAT'S GREAT.

So leave your TT trauma at the door and enjoy our beautiful hellscape with as much spamliking as your heart desires.

My instant reaction when I see spamliking is "!!!!! FRIEND"

ahh yes, the holy trinity

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

THAT GUY, who managed to break tumblr yesterday. I had to doodle.

that little voice you hear while grocery shopping saying you don’t need a snack for later is the devil btw

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

— John Steinbeck, b. 27 February 1902

Their love for the kitten

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With the holiday of sincerity and kisses under the mistletoe of those who celebrate ;) And on the occasion of winter, I drew such a postcard for Olicheg Surnina. This postcard belongs to the postcrossers club and, I hope, already pleases many people.

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow Avengers: Endgame (2019) - Deleted Scene

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you