The Blob Blog

*sends this to all my extended family*

based off posts by @rubberhoses and @askjonoandsombrero

basically if u have glasses and/or red hair u have already won my heart

When i look at the Mario Odyssey render of peach I am constantly haunted by the realization her hair looks like a fine pasta.

No wonder Mario loves her, she looks like spaghetti

I HoPe ThE pRiNcEsS iS lOtSa SpAgHeTtI

THAT’S IT

I’M GETTIN’ ME MALLET

Who the hell would use these sounds in a haunted house

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Luigi… thunder. 

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

what have i done

the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

idk why im laughign so HARD