temashi

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

❪كنت أعتقد أنه …. ولكن اتضح أنه ….❫

ﺭﺯﻕ ﻣﻦ ﺭﺯﻕ اﻟﻠﻪ، ﻭﺣﻼﻝ ﻣﻦ ﺣﻼﻝ اﻟﻠﻪ.

He’s standing still in moving water. I thought he was riding on some kind of submersible.

I was really hoping he was riding on something submersible.

liquid gold commissions for midknightwolf17

dam this is making numbers

thank you all your tags have been lovely to read!!

“plant based rice” as opposed to ??

traumatized by my time working at the butchers shop as the guy that has to shoot wvery piece of rice in the head with the captive bolt gun. glad they made this

They’re always watching

It spoke to you so strangely, in a voice that slipped between waves of softly droning static from a television screen.

richard.mcmanus

You would not accept commands or mercy from an outstretched hand.

we live in hell

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

Finally some good fucking content.

放サモのバティムちゃん

メイキング動画 https://twitter.com/incarnata2017/status/1131568691005407232

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love letter*

*handwrites you a tender, homoerotic love l

w-why’d you stop

consumptive fever