does anyone have that one screenshot where it's a youtube video of a guy cutting open a moss ball and the comments are just someone going "You're hurting it i hate you" lol
TW: Body horror(?)
Yeah so I've been having a recurring dream where I'm tearing gooey hunks of flesh out of my throat, but it keeps coming back/feels like it's restricting my breathing?
I saw a dream explanation where it's "a never-ending string" being pulled out, so why is mine way grosser lmao
The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
mac equivalent is Comand-Control-Space for my fellow mac users out there
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I never paid off my gamecube mortgage
The 2024 prompt list for Hero and Partner Week is here! The written version is in the alt text. Feel free to send an ask if you have any questions!
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The event starts May 19th! Good luck, and most importantly, have fun!
everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE
my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:
losing my mind over this
THINK YOU’RE BABY?!
Happy birthday, Mattie 💛
IT'S MELLO'S BIRTHDAY!! how do you think m2 celebrates? :D
WOOP!! 🎉🎉 I don't think they do anything specific on their birthday. No big deal for them. But Matt never runs out of ideas for stupid or genius presents.
if you punish yourself like a dog with hopes that it will lead to self improvement when you fuck up, then why not try nurturing yourself into making better decisions like a beloved household pet instead? dumbass?
Because a steady mantra of "Pick your fat, worthless, pathetic carcass up and put the work in, do it again" actually got results.
Self hate provably, verifiably made a difference to my situation.
Self love didn't.
you'll have to forgive my unwillingness to believe someone whose suffering is so core to their identity that they'd consciously choose to put "pariah" in their blog title on what it means to healthily exit the cycle of self sabotage and torment, but if you are sincerely happy then i wish you the very best and insist that you understand that that is not how many people operate.
Working on a new ref!
this is one of my favorite videos ever
It's like watching animals playing in a sprinkler.
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MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!