oh bother

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.

The full idiom is

"Jack of all trades, master of none, but better that, than a master of one."

the concept of "are they hot or do they just work with me" must be impossible for athletes. you could be the most busted looking freak in the world but if we're riding to sweaty adrenaline filled pseudo battle together every week, you bet i'm kicking my feet and giggling when u smile at me

We know about fantasy sports All Too Well… 🤭

It's cuz you're always fiddling on that damn roof

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

hol' up, pose 📸

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

“None of those words are in the Bible”

These words specifically are in the Bible

Back To Sabres Camp 2023

very frustrating to not indulge my every whim

Today's surprise guest for season ticket delivery: Elwood Graves! 🐕‍🦺🐾