Awkward as all hell

His sweatshirt reads, “Pro-child, pro-family, pro-choice”. His sash says “honored guest”. His pin says, “honorary sister”.

image description : a remarkably rectangular white cat, lying on their back on a sofa with all four paws outstretched.

I like to come up with horrible video game mechanic ideas designed to piss off certain subsections of gamers without effecting the gameplay experience of the average player.

For example, what if I made a completely normal action adventure game, but the final boss is inaccessible by any means until the in-game time reaches 3 hours? If the game had an average play time of 10 hours, this would not effect the average gamer. It would, however, piss off speedrunners. If I wanted to rub salt into the wounds, I could make that three hour limit have a variable of up to five minutes late or early. I think the runners would come after me with pitchforks

A patch six months later pretends to capitulate to the speed runners and make the boss accessible after an hour

If you try to fight the boss before 3 hours pass the boss does not take damage until that time passes

That's actually much more evil.

What i made instead of writing.....

sharing music is so intimate like i'm gonna be thinking about u every time a song u showed me comes on

hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

the night sky has sparkles on it

the creatures live in the grass.

A Family portrait during the Spanish Flu, 1918 ♡

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail

watching atla for the first time

telling a raven from a crow is way easier than it seems, if you think “that thing is fucking huge” it’s a raven

confetti cat + back view for fun

It’s very important to me that Jason is both an incredibly compassionate person with a big heart, and an absolute jackass.

itty bitty ghost king 👑💀