I'm settling into a decent schedule thanks to a new job
I'm happier and have more free time, so I really want to come back and be more active here.
Merlin's sins
Yeah, seems about right.
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incorrect critical role quotes
Caleb: alright class, Bill Nye is out today. I'm Bill Nein.
Beau: can I use the bathroom?
Caleb: NEIN
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You: Molly is the Gentleman but he doesn’t remember.
Me, an intellectual: Yasha is the Gentleman and that’s why she’s away so often.
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Beau: What’s wrong with you?
Caleb: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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crit role episode 13 was great
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I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to
chefpyro
We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis
yeah but they wont hold forever…
chefpyro
Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you
I’ve watched From Now On approximately 80 billion times and I love it so much still
The new bartender that isn’t from The Other Side just down with having all these Circus folk in his bar
Charles on the bar wiggling and dancing alone
The Lord of Leeds, The Irish Giant and Walter being the main percussion element in the background
Lord of Leeds little dance alone too (I’d dance with you my guy you’re so cute)
Lettie’s laugh and spin with PT
The Oriental Man’s cute casual outfit???? It’s so different but what a cute vest- actually all their outfits i goddamn LOVE THEM (im weak as fuck for suspenders ok)
Chang and Eng’s slide down the bar???
when they’re all fucking passed out at the end like Charles is FACEDOWN ON THE BAR
not to mention the fantastic singing and dancing and choreography with the drinks i cannot HANDLE THIS MOVIE
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sarah531-deactivated20180901
Even if I live to be a hundred years old I’ll never understand how The Greatest Showman got such bad critical reviews
James Bennett's at it again
Friendly reminder that all of the circus performers in The Greatest Showman are cuties.
Every.
Single.
One.
Sorry I don’t make the rules.
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episode 8 saved my life
I might take a bit of a break
Not that I don't love Merlin and all of y'all but between the money issues and the phone issues and the fact it's getting worse
I just need a bit. I'll still be here just not as active
I'll also be on discord still
I AM NOT GOING TO BE AVAILABLE UNTIL AT LEAST TOMORROW AFTERNOON AT THE EARLIEST
My phone is fucked and im unable to use it
but i don’t know if i can pay for a new one
im really tired and scared yall
i have no money
my phone is currently... in really bad shape.
the screen is turning purple because of a drop and is hardly readable
this means im going to be out a lot of money and nearly unreachable until i can get a phone replacement/ repair
im really really frustrated and scared
Im trapped at a table for two hours, like this for a small starter or an ask in your inbox
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Eggsy: From now on, we’ll be using code names.
Eggsy: You can address me as Eagle one
Eggsy: Charlie code name - Been There Done That
Eggsy: Harry is - Currently Doing That
Eggsy: Roxy is - It Happened once in a dream
Eggsy: Tequila is - if I had to pick an American
Eggsy: and Merlin is - Eagle Two
Merlin: Lad, we already have code names
@kingsmanmakings
Continued from here
Send “🏥” for a starter of my muse visiting yours in the hospital.
Merlin was unconscious for a long time, and Eggsy stayed by his bedside for most of it, leaving to eat and shower, things he could not do from the chair that probably had an imprint in the perfect shape of his arse by now; the young man even slept there a lot of the time. Everyone from Harry to Champ thought guilt kept him there, a lot of it was, but he had additional reasons for wanting to be there, wanting to look after him.
After Merlin woke up, the days felt a lot shorter; he did not talk about the mistake that brought them there, but they talked about everything else. When he appeared to feel well enough for a solid meal, Eggsy came through the door carrying a bag of KFC from Kentucky itself. The night they drank together was blurry, but he remembered most of it. “Alright, Merlin?” He was wearing the cap given to him on Valentine’s Day and the loud yellow and black tracksuit. “How are you feeling?” After he put the bag down, the agent put his hand over the quartermaster’s and gently squeezed it. “I brought you something.”
Eggsy’s constant presence was honestly, rather appreciated. Whenever Merlin woke up from the fog of very good drugs he was currently under, he would look over and see the Eggsy there, and it provided him a lot more comfort than he could really express. It turns out stepping on a mine and coming out of it alive was far more work and repair on not only your legs but for the organs and most everything else too. Who knew. He’d been on a strict diet as his insides were carefully looked over and repaired using the nanites, though Merlin would have probably objected strongly to their use if he’d been awake for the decision. Who knows the lasting effects they have and from what he’d gathered the nanites were usually used on brain injuries and more delicate tissues than organs, bone and muscles.
Still, he’d been more and more awake as the days went on and he became lucid in longer and longer periods, which Eggsy kindly filled with his company and conversation. There was a few unspoken things in the room, about Merlin’s failed martyrdom and Cambodia, but other than that, he enjoyed the company. He hated stagnating for too long, keeping his mind and hands occupied. Statesman had also refused to let him access to a tablet or laptop so he was near going mad with frustration whenever Eggsy went off and he’d end up awake.
So when Eggsy walked in with a bag of KFC, Merlin let out a laugh. He’d recalled that night too, though the memory was patchy. Weepy drunk, lamenting about county music and KFC, wanting to drink to Scotland of all things. It was very sweet of the lad to remember what he’d said and bring it to him. A few days ago someone had put on John Denver and he’d nearly fallen out of bed in a panic when ‘Country Roads’ had come on.
“Better with you here.” Considering everything, he wasn’t in much pain, and he preferred being alert to the feeling of being sedated with painkillers, so he would take the discomfort. But the dullness- that was near unbearable. It warmed his heart that Eggsy was spending the time here fretting, even if he didn’t deserve it.