Just call me Shadow

Do you know how hard I’m resisting not pressing boop 1000 times every time I see it by a random username on my dash

not now sweaty mommy's booping his mutuals on tumblr

love when tumblr just randomly adds enrichment (new buttons) to our enclosures

I FEEL LIKE IM RUNNING THROUGH THE STREET JUST YELLING AT PEOPLE AS I PASS BY LIKE RIP IF I RANDOMLY MESSAGED YOU ITS THE SPIRIT OF THE BOOPS I HAVE BEEN HITTING EVERYONE I SEE AND HAVE FOLLOWED LIKE 7 PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE BOOPS. OUR CAMARADERIE IS FORMED THROUGH VIOLENCE

Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

This update got me feeling like

Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

war never changes

petition for booping to be a permanent tumblr feature

FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

hoohoo

big day on tumblr for people who like to press buttons indiscriminately

this is so dumb. I love it. get booped, beloveds

talking to my mutuals? no thanks i'll just boop them until they hate me