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Amazible

@ava-dakedavra / ava-dakedavra.tumblr.com

I've got a bloody nose and lost my sticker.
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Okay, so you’re probably wondering “Em, where have you been? It’s been months! Are you okay??”

Short answer: ye i’m fine lol i’ve got a new blog @mimzylee see ya over there

Long Answer: I just got super tired of this blog. I’m aware that this one has a ton more followers, which is great! But it kind of felt like I was in a rut where it seems like all I’m kind of allowed to do here is reblog A+ content and never release any of my own. I mean sure, I could’ve started over, kept my follower count and all of that in the beginning, but I felt like I really needed a change rather than just my form of content. 

ava-dakedavra was created by 14 yr old Em, and we’ve had a good few years here, but the vibe here is totally different than how 21 yr old Em feels now. Do you like to be reminded of the person you were 8 years ago? Nope. I’ll probably get to 29 and cringe by the person I am now. It’s just how life works.

Also, I’m aiming for @mimzylee to be about 90% my stuff and 10% meme/fandom related. I’m working on webcomics now! My own art! Even my own YouTube channel! I’m even working on a ton of cool things that I haven’t announced yet!! And I guess I just feel like I can’t really do that on this blog. I hope you understand. 

I’m keeping this blog alive rather than deactivated purely for nostalgic purposes. Mainly for the few things I have tagged, and to see my growth. 

Thanks so much for understanding! I’ll see you on my new blog!

Love,

Emilee

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Commisions Open

Hey everyone. I’ve hit a rough patch - a really, really rough patch.

I have only a few days (until 5/4/18) to secure a job and/or apartment or I have to move back in with my parents (very, very far from ideal - I can’t spend another summer with my mom. I don’t think my mental health would survive, let alone me). I thought that I would be renting with a couple of friends, but that fell through without warning today, and now my mom is upset with me (it’s not my fault, not by a long shot) and demanding that I have everything sorted within the next couple of days or I have to come home. 

So, I’m opening up commissions/donations out of desperation. I’ve never done this before, so bear with me.

Fandoms

  • Star Wars (movies/cartoons)
  • Harry Potter/FBAWTFT
  • Marvel
  • Stranger Things
  • LotR/Hobbit
  • ATLA/LoK
  • RT/AH
  • Buzzfeed Unsolved
  • Original Fiction

I Will Not Write Pedophilia or Rape/NonCon

I Can Write Smut/Fluff/Angst/Character Death/Graphic Violence/etc.

Please contact me on tumblr or through tumblr messenger for prices. I’m still working them out, I’m very sorry.

If you’d like to just make a donation, this is my ko-fi page.

please reblog to spread this, I need help

As a total unbiased neutral third party, Abby’s writing is fantastic. You will get what you pay for and then more. Abby is what I, as a content creator in a variety of mediums, aspire to emulate every time I try to create something. Treat yo self and help them out, please.

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space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

Y’all know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and that’s why Mushu wasn’t able to awaken it?

im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh

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Mulan sits in the rain underneath the statue of the Great Stone Dragon (who is looking down on her), and suddenly decides on a course of action. She looks up, resolved to go to war in place of her father and runs into the temple where she lights the match and beseeches protection for her family. The stone she bows to and that we see lit up by lightening strike is that of the dragon, whose eyes are looking out after her, lit from underneath by the candles. The scene transitions to the divider in the house that also has an icon of the dragon. where she replaces her hair comb with the summons. Then we see the sword hilt, also the dragon, and as she draws the blade we see her face replace it. She ties up her hair, then as she opens the wardrobe, the handles are also the dragon. After donning the armor, the view shows her facing us, with the hilt of the sword (the face of the dragon) in front of her face, where she then turns the sword to reveal her face, and sheaths it. As she leaves, we flash back to the temple, and the eyes of the dragon flash as her grandmother wakes up.

The Great Stone Dragon resides within her. She is the protector of the family.

After this explanation, the scene where Mushu cannot wake up the stone dragon makes so much more sense. I appreciate the symbolism so much more. I noticed the dragon but didn’t notice she was constantly juxtaposed with the dragon!

Canon accepted.

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First they attack the Trans community, now they're going after the Bi community?!? Like for serious? Next thing you know they'll be trying to break down the ace community for "invading" LGBT+ spaces for being in "straight" (ugh I hate saying that) relationships. I thought we'd grown past this behavior as a collective. Clearly not and, it makes my demisexual biromantic heart, sad...

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I thought we had too! It’s kind of disheartening to see someone so hateful to people in their own community that they insist don’t belong. “Bisexuals are parasitic” hella rude! Lol I’m just sorry you guys wound up going on this ride with me, hope you at least got a kick out of it! 💖💜💙

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Ok, I got tired of giving the toddler attention and reported them for harassment. I know for sure I’m not the first, as I think I remember a couple of my favorite blogs announcing they were blocking them for similar reasons before in the past. Y’all can block them as well, I won’t think any less of you for wanting less trash on your feeds. Sorry y’all had to see that.

Sorry my return to tumblr was in a whirl of fire and brimstone but listen: you don’t go after my friends. You don’t go after anyone who is trans and homosexual, you don’t say bis, pans or aces don’t belong in the community. That’s fucked up. You can’t call us homophobes when you’re more bigoted than the people you’re trying to call out.

I sincerely hope this person realizes their mistakes and tries to be a better person but honestly? After tonight, I don’t see it happening.

I’ll do some cleanup in the next few days I’m sure, and I’m afraid I doubt I’ll be more active on here but I sincerely will try. School and work are...well, they’re an entirely different post!!

Just remember: if you’re trans? Valid. Bi? Valid. Pan? Valid. Ace, demi, aro? Valid, valid, valid. And you are WELCOME in the LGBT community.

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Terfs are scum. To all the people messaging you with their terf ideals; get educated. Trans women and women and trans men are men. Get used to it suckas 😎😎😎😎

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Ur my hero and I love ur stylish sunglasses omg I swoon 💖💖💖

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Also, you got a problem with me? Come to me. Not my friends, me. We’ll hash it out, my dude.

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Reblog this if bisexuals belong in ur homosexuality and feminism 💙💖💜

Reblog this if trans belong in ur homosexuality and feminism🏳️‍🌈✨💖

Reblog if you make terfs mad! 🤷‍♀️😘👌

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skinks

some underappreciated buzzfeed unsolved quotes that never fail to crack me the fuck up

  • “water’s gonna fill your lungs”
  • “sales on mazdas!”
  • “that’s not a ghost, that’s metal”
  • “the sky belongs to men
  • “how dare they dispose of my body!”
  • “my mom took some hard steel to the noggin, and then I popped out" 
  • “this just in, more skulls crushed! wha-oh! throw out your axes!“ 
  • "that’ll get ‘em. time to go murder again" 
  • "well you know what I’ll do is, I’ll shoot you!”
  • “put your hands on my SHOULDERS!” 
  • “they chuted him. he done got chuted”
  • “I brought some cocktail weenies”
  • “this is like…. satan’s cement butthole”
  • “Janet we left the- we left the b- our boy was in that box!“ 
  • “a little seamen lubrication?”
  • ”- and was like oooaaaaAAAAH" 
  • “you think he screamed like r2d2? [screams like r2d2]“ 
  • “I STOLE THEM OFF A WOMAN WHO DIED ON THE TITANIC!!!”
  • "Five hundred real dollars? I- I could go to Disneyland with that kinda money!" 
  • “put that cat down!”
  • "My murder laptop" 
  • “we get it with the bats”
  • "let me spin you a yarn you shan’t soon forget: I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now" 
  • “… I love a duck”
  • “I’m gonna make creaks!”
  • "I’m sorry you have no culture”
  • “I’m itching for the tables”
  • “the dark side of the moon just has a giant, dusty boner”
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