why are u here?

Forbidden rat: possums

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.

:0

Isn’t it wonderful that you can just decide a character is transgender

‼️PEACE AND LOVE‼️

Plus size trans men are cool as fuck. Rb if you agree.

Hell yeah!

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

new ask game: tell me what your ‘non-judgemental but still very aware’ thing is about my art

goths shouldn’t be cis it’s unnatural

A small subset of goths are allowed to be cis but only if they are SO cis that it wraps all the way around to being genderqueer from the other direction. But they cannot make up more than five per cent of the goth population. More than that and the goth population is too cis.

3 possible goth types

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

this is awful. try it

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business

2023CE poster, after sharing a self-referential meme: we're gonna confuse future archeologists sooo bad 🤣

4971CE archeologist, on the dig site: why do the bones have plastic in them jesus christ jesus fucking christ it's in their bones i don't want to do this anymore i don't want to do this

@entities-of-posts

The Extinction

are you the ‘once I get people close to me I will do everything to keep them happy and to keep them from abandoning me’ or ‘people are temporary and I’m ready to drop them at the moment’s notice or ready to be dropped because this can’t last’ type of neglected kid

 Guys, I heard children outside in the backyard of my school, and i’m on the fifth floor, but right above the playground, so I threw a paper airplane with a little message on it to them, and then they got excited so I threw another one, and then I threw another, and then another, and then they started making requests like “tell us a story” and I wrote a little thing about me throwing airplanes out the window or “draw us a picture of yourself” and i drew a picture that didn’t look too great but they thought it was fun and they’d expectantly wait and I’d throw another and they’d be screaming and chasing it and trying to figure out who i am and stuff and after twenty minutes, and, like, forty airplanes i sent one that said “do you wanna see me” and they were excited and started chanting so i threw one that said “countdown” and they counted down from ten and then i actually poked my head out the window because they still hadn’t seen me yet and i had a handful of, like, twenty paper airplanes with me and i threw them all one at a time as they tried to catch them like a giant ticket blaster at chuckie cheese, and the look of pure delight and joy on those kids’ faces was worth all that time and paper.

This is still my biggest accomplishment and the greatest moment of my life.

People like being happy with other people.

I love when someone sends a Tumblr post over discord and the embed just highlights their blog title like:

Please watch this you guys, this made me laugh so hard.