my preconceived notions told me that you suck
is 6’7 and 5’4 too awkward of a height difference?
Yeah it will never work out for you guys I’m sorry
Why so many new people following me. Necroprophecy playing at No Class in Cleveland tomorrow night with Nixil and Hellkite go be there
*really long champagne glass in my hand* a toast…. to the female characters of the simpsons.
*really long champagne glass in my hand* un toast…. aux personnages féminins des simpsons.
i put everything into trolololol.... now ive lost it all.. to skibidi ohio.
As a wise sage once said. "Clevo on top"
I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.
It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.
my new drawing
This puppy girl shit is getting out of hand I propose a coalition of trans mascs to take on a sort of "catman" persona to balance out the natural order of dogs vs cats.
I wonder how many chip related fatalities there’ve been. Here’s all the possible ways I can imagine a chip death might occur:
Choking on a chip, cut from inside, throat slashed. Bleed out
External chip injury sustained around the jugular. Throat slashed. Bleed out.
Slipped on stray chip, cut self on the way down around the neck area. Throat slashed. Bleed out.
Accident at the chip facility. The explosion propels thousands of chip shards out from the blast radius at lethal speeds, causing hundreds of workers to be caught in the shrapnel field. Many injuries to the throat, such as slashing, and bleeding out.
Many such cases. But that’s about all there is to Chip related causalities, of that I’m sure.
*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes
The Times Quotes Israeli and American Sources More than Three Times as Often as Palestinians - The New York War Crimes (published March 2024)
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