Send my muse a question and something you want them to do. My muse will have to choose between answering the question truthfully or doing whatever action the dare is! Could involve other muses, or not, asker’s choice!

alter pronouns or anything if needed to fit your ask.

• ❝  Sugar, butter, flour…  ❞
• ❝  Down with the recipe and bake from the heart.  ❞
• ❝  What’s inside?  ❞
• ❝  Everyone wants to know what’s inside.  ❞
• ❝  And I always tell them, but I feel more than words can say.  ❞
• ❝  Simple question, so then what’s the answer?  ❞
• ❝  My whole life is in here.  ❞
• ❝  What a mess I’m making.  ❞

• ❝  What’s the special pie today?  ❞
• ❝  Deep shit?  ❞
• ❝  C’mon, girl.  ❞
• ❝  Another carbon copy of an old routine.  ❞
• ❝  They keep coming.  ❞
• ❝  I don’t know what I wish I had.  ❞
• ❝  There’s no time now for thinking things like that.  ❞
• ❝  We’ve got too much to do.  ❞
• ❝  Hello, how ya been?  ❞
• ❝  Thank you, come again!  ❞
• ❝  Some things never change.  ❞
• ❝  I wouldn’t call this place a happy end.  ❞
• ❝  I’ve been round the block and just came back again.   ❞
• ❝  Sometimes home is where your ass ends up.  ❞
• ❝  Order up!  ❞
• ❝  Everything in its place and time.  ❞
• ❝  I like the way most of the days look exactly the same.  ❞
• ❝  Check the clock.  ❞
• ❝  Tick, tick, tock.  ❞
• ❝  Serve with a smile.  ❞
• ❝  Take a breath when you need to be reminded that with days like these, we can only do the best we can.  ❞

• ❝  Time to pee on a stick!  ❞
• ❝  C’mon honey, you’ve waited long enough.  ❞
• ❝  Get to it and do it!  ❞
• ❝  You know what we mean.  ❞
• ❝  I hope you drank enough this morning.  ❞
• ❝  It’s better to know.  ❞
• ❝  It’s no or it’s yes.  ❞
• ❝  Just one of ‘em if I’m lucky.  ❞
• ❝  We’ll keep our focus on the negative.  ❞
• ❝  Read the instructions.  ❞
• ❝  Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.  ❞
• ❝  Woooow. Thank you, ________.   ❞
• ❝  How’d I ever get myself in this mess?  ❞
• ❝  One drunk night in that stupid red dress.  ❞
• ❝  Maybe his machinery is broken somehow.  ❞
• ❝  Yeah, miraculous. To get away with an unprotected fu–  ❞
• ❝  Funny how one night can ruin your whole life.  ❞
• ❝  I’m already panicked!  ❞
• ❝  Just calm down, goddammit!  ❞
• ❝  Maybe it’ll all be fine.  ❞
• ❝  Maybe there’ll be just one line.  ❞
• ❝  I thought you don’t sleep with your husband much anymore?  ❞
• ❝  Well, I— He got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink…  ❞
• ❝  Honey, we’ve all made that mistake.  ❞
• ❝  Someone send me a sign.  ❞
• ❝  This is it.  ❞
• ❝  Shit.  ❞

• ❝  Make it work.  ❞
• ❝  Make it easy.  ❞
• ❝  When it’s done, I can smile.  ❞
• ❝  It’s on someone else’s plate for awhile.  ❞
• ❝  I can fix this.  ❞
• ❝  I learned that from you.  ❞
• ❝  It’s amazing what baking can do.  ❞
• ❝  Make it up and surprise them.  ❞
• ❝  Tell them all my secrets and disguise them.  ❞
• ❝  Make it better.  ❞
• ❝  Though, better never lasts forever.  ❞
• ❝  Even as the walls come tumbling down.   ❞
• ❝  Even as I can’t stop remembering how every door we ever made, we never once walked out.  ❞
• ❝  Something I never got the chance to ask her about.  ❞
• ❝  I’ll show them all how goddamn happy I am.  ❞
• ❝  Don’t let me down!  ❞
• ❝  Let’s see the next amazing thing baking does now.  ❞

• ❝  Knock knock.  ❞
• ❝  Who’s there.  ❞
• ❝  Knocked up who?  ❞
• ❝  You there.  ❞
• ❝  Join us.  ❞
• ❝  Welcome to Club Knocked Up.  ❞
• ❝  Precious little parasite who’s set its sights on you.  ❞
• ❝  Dream come true.  ❞

• “please don’t forget”
• “you know you should have stayed”
• “you’re cold on the inside”
• “there’s a dog in your heart and it tells you to tear everything apart”
• “you ruin everything you touch and destroy anyone you love”
• “i know that you can’t hear me anymore”
• “it’s so loud inside my head”
• “i haven’t been all that you could have hoped for”
• “if you held on a little longer, you would have more reasons to be proud”
• “i talk to the shadows hoping you might be listening”
• “how can i say this without breaking?”
• “i loved and i lost you”
• “i don’t want them to know the way i loved you”
• “i don’t think they would accept me”
• “your heart fits like a key”
• “it’s so quiet here”
• “you said that you weren’t alone”
• “you still owe me a reason”
• “i act like i don’t fucking care”
• “maybe you’re too good for me”
• “lately colors seem so bright”
• “i can’t admit that you’ve got all the strings and know how to tug them”
• “losing you was something i always did so well”
• “i don’t do anything anymore”
• “sorry, i nearly lost my head”
• “this feeling i dread, it makes me wish i was dead”
• “i’ll be alone instead, i don’t need anyone in this bed”
• “i come home on my own”
• “i don’t care if i don’t look pretty”
• “big girls cry when their hearts are breaking”
• “i’m in pain”
• “she gives me toothaches just from kissing me”
• “i didn’t care much how long i lived”
• “heaven and hell were words to me”
• “i need to feel your hands upon my face”
• “words can be like knives. they can cut you open”
• “i think i might have inhaled you”
• “i can feel you flowing in me”
• “i miss you more than i thought i would”
• “i never meant to start a fire. i never meant to make you bleed”
• “i’ll love the world like i should”
• “the blood on my hands scares me to death”
• “you took a chance and you took a fall for us”
• “my love, look what you can do”
• “i know in peace you’ll go. i hope relief is yours”
• “was i selfish again? well, i can’t help that”
• “i pour my heart out on the ice and everyone’s watching but you”
• “i can’t see you, you can’t see me”
• “everybody’s watching but you, and i don’t think i want them to”
• “there’s a bitter storm inside of me”
• “i do it all for you”
• “it’s all gone to shit, it’s out of our hands”
• “if you’re searching for us, you’ll find us side by side”
• “as long as we’re going down, baby you should stick around”
• “does any of this love exist or is this just a fire keeping out the cold?”
• “memories never lie”
• “tell me that i’m right”
• “your tired, unfamiliar face says it all”
• “even though we all grow old, love will never die”
• “that was long ago”
• “i used to call you my own, my dear”
• “now you’re lost and i am drunk alone”
• “when you said your last goodbye, i died a little bit inside”
• “if you loved me, why’d you leave me?”
• “our love was made for movie screens”
• “i tried to be someone else for you”
• “i thought that i loved you, but we weren’t love”
• “there was something that was not there”
• “i can sleep forever these days”
• “i believe in anything that brings you back home to me”
• “there is no distraction to mask what is real”
• “now you’ll be missing from the photographs”
• “in my thoughts, you’re far away”
• “i can picture you so easily”
• “what’s gonna be left the world if you’re not in it?”
• “every minute of every hour, i miss you more”
• “it’s such a shame we have to see them burn”
• “i’ve lost control of all of my senses”
• “put me in my place”
• “i can’t help but think of you”
• “it’s always been just you and me”
• “and i’ll hold in these hands all that remains”
• “i don’t want to rest in peace, i’d rather be the ghost that annoys you”
• “hold me in your arms”
• “don’t listen to your friends, they only care once in a while”
• “it’s pulling me back”
• “when you go home, everything looks different”
• “i wish you would tell me how you really feel”
• “when you leave me, you take away everything”
• “that’s not our deal”
• “i want you so much”
• “i want to go back to the first time, the first place”
• “my heart is open like a door, but i don’t trust you like before”
• “you came and took me by surprise”
• “maybe one day you’ll be the one, but until then…”
• “now i’m fucked up and i’m missing you”
• “please just look me in my face and tell me everything’s okay”
• “i’ll never be like you”
• “absolve me of my sins, won’t you?”
• “it hurts me everytime i see you”
• “i hate that i love you”
• “you want her, you need her, and i’ll never be her”
• “do you miss me like i miss you?”
• “wedding bells were just alarms”
• “you said you wouldn’t but you fucking did”
• “i guess this is moving on”
• “you don’t care, you never did”
• “you don’t give a damn about me”
• “you’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope”
• “if you’re looking for love, know that love don’t live here anymore”
• “i don’t want to see you go, i just want to see you smile”
• “tell me that now is not the end”
• “if you’re trying to find pity, then you need to look somewhere else”
• “i’m a first class let down”
• “how did it come to this?”
• “love is a polaroid- better in picture but never can fill the void”
• “if it’s broken then it can be fixed”
• “all you need is time”
• “we promised the world we’d tame it”
• “i wonder what keeps us so high up”
• “could there be a love beneath these wings?”

• “I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I’m used to it. I want a castle.”
• “I have made the decision to trust you.”
• “You know, I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here.”
• “Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you’re here too!”
• “Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.”
• “What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? And what if it is? What do I do then?”
• “WOO-HOOO! BEST DAY EVER!”
• “This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even.”
• “Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me!”
• “Here comes the smolder.”
• “You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done!”
• “That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.”
• “And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise.”
• “Who are you, and how did you find me?”
• “Well, that’s okay! I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right?”
• “Great. Now I’M the bad guy.”
• “I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice.”
• “This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen.”
• “The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it.”
• “Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.”
• “I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?”
• “Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?”
• “I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say— Hi. How ya doin’?”
• “Save what has been lost. Bring back what once was mine.”
• “I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it.”

• ❝  i’m still hurting.  ❞
• ❝  ____ is probably feeling just fine.  ❞
• ❝  what about lies? what about things that you swore to be true?  ❞
• ❝  run away, like it’s simple, like it’s right.  ❞
• ❝  maybe i’d see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all.  ❞
• ❝  i’m breaking my mother’s heart. the longer i stand looking at you the more i hear it splinter and crack from ninety miles away.  ❞
• ❝  i’ve been waiting for someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  the minute i first met you i could barely catch my breath.  ❞
• ❝  well yeah, nobody’s perfect! it’s tragic but it’s true.  ❞
• ❝  you are the story i should write.  ❞
• ❝  i think that i could be in love with someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  i guess i can’t believe you really came.  ❞
• ❝  see, i’m smiling. that means i’m happy that you’re here.  ❞
• ❝  i mean we’ll have to try a little harder, to make this love as special as it was five years ago.  ❞
• ❝  and you’re mine.  ❞
• ❝  with all we’ve had to go through we’ll end up twice as strong.  ❞
• ❝  you know what makes me crazy? i’m sorry, can i say this? you know what makes me nuts?  ❞
• ❝  you could be here with me or be there with them — as usual, guess which you pick!  ❞
• ❝  and i know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won’t get to play with your little girlfriends!  ❞
• ❝  i swear to god i’ll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see i’m crying and not do anything at all.  ❞
• ❝  i’ve got a singular impression things are moving too fast.  ❞
• ❝  maybe i can’t follow through — but oh, what else am i supposed to do?  ❞
• ❝  i’m a part of that.  ❞
• ❝  and it’s true i tend to follow in his stride. instead of side by side, i take his cue.  ❞
• ❝  i said i’d stick it out and follow through.  ❞
• ❝  and then he smiles, and nothing else makes sense.  ❞
• ❝  first, a story.  ❞
• ❝  then the clock upon the wall began to glow…  ❞
• ❝  i’ve got to make due with the time i’ve got.  ❞
• ❝  don’t you think now’s a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?  ❞
• ❝  have i mentioned today how lucky i am to be in love with you?  ❞
• ❝  he wants me, he wants me, but he ain’t gonna get me!  ❞
• ❝  i’ve found my guiding light, i tell the stars each night.  ❞
• ❝  son of a bitch, i guess i’m doing something right!  ❞
• ❝  so hurry up schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene!  ❞
• ❝  have you been inside the museum? we should go meet the dinosaurs.  ❞
• ❝  will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?  ❞
• ❝  there are so many lives i want to share with you. i will never be complete until i do.  ❞
• ❝  i don’t know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  i want to die knowing i had a long, full life in your arms.  ❞
• ❝  will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?  ❞
• ❝  i do.  ❞
• ❝  you can not touch them. in fact, you can’t even look at them!  ❞
• ❝  but it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine — i mean, i’m happy!  ❞
• ❝  it’s not a problem, just a challenge. it’s a challenge! to resist temptation.  ❞
• ❝  i shouldn’t care what she thinks since i can’t fuck her anyways!  ❞
• ❝  when you come home to me i’ll wear a sweeter smile and hope that for a while you’ll stay.  ❞
• ❝  i am a good person. i’m an attractive person. i am a talented person.  ❞
• ❝  jesus christ, i suck, i suck, i suck!  ❞
• ❝  i will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels to be trotting along at the genius’ heels!  ❞
• ❝  can we please, for a minute, stop blaming and say what you feel?  ❞
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, we’d never have gotten this far.  ❞
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, we wouldn’t be having this fight.  ❞
• ❝  don’t we get to be happy?  ❞
• ❝  no one can give you courage. no one can thicken your skin.  ❞
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, i couldn’t have stood before all of our friends and said ‘this is the life i choose. this is the thing i can’t bear to lose.’  ❞
• ❝  this is the life i choose. this is the thing i can’t bear to lose.  ❞
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, i wouldn’t have loved you at all.  ❞
• ❝  i thought, i can do better than that.  ❞
• ❝  you don’t have to change a thing, just stay with me.  ❞
• ❝  i want you, you, and nothing but you. miles and piles of you.  ❞
• ❝  say you’ll move in with me.  ❞
• ❝  nobody needs to know.  ❞
• ❝  hold on, don’t cry yet.  ❞
• ❝  since i need to be in love with someone, maybe i could be in love with someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  don’t kiss me goodbye again.  ❞
• ❝  you want the last word, you want me to laugh, but leave it for now.  ❞
• ❝  goodbye until tomorrow. goodbye until the next time you call.  ❞
• ❝  i have been waiting for you.  ❞
• ❝  it’s not about another shrink. it’s not about another compromise.  ❞
• ❝  i’m not the only one who’s hurting here.  ❞
• ❝  i could never rescue you, no matter how i tried.  ❞
• ❝  all i could do was love you hard and let you go.  ❞
• ❝  god, i loved you so.  ❞
• ❝  so we could fight, or we could wait, or i could go.  ❞