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a matter of circumstance

@boloshiassassin-blog / boloshiassassin-blog.tumblr.com

I might adore you instead. [Indie Natasha Romanoff RP, semi-selective, NSFW]
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blairvoyant

Imagine paying $40 extra a month for Tumblr

That’s what is going to happen if we let Ajit Pai, the FCC chairman, go through with repealing Title II (AKA Net Neutrality).

Simply put, without Net Neutrality, Internet Service Providers like Comcast, Verizon, and AT&T will be able to “bundle” websites much like cable ON TOP OF paying for internet connection. “Want access to Netflix AND Tumblr? Get the Entertainment Package! $40 a month. What about Amazon and Ebay? Add an extra $20 a month to get the Shopping Package.”

Not only will they be able to bundle websites and charge more, they will also be able to censor and block websites that they don’t agree with entirely.

THIS WILL BE THE END OF INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT.

For business owners, it will be even worse. Ex: Comcast will ask Amazon to pay high fees to be available in a low-cost package, fees that websites like Poshmark or Etsy will not be able to pay. Therefore, only Fortune 500’s will be available to web users at a low cost. Say goodbye to Etsy (unless you’re willing to shell out $70 a month for the “All-Inclusive” package).

To learn about Net Neutrality, why it’s important, and/or want tools to help you fight for Net Neutrality, visit BattleForTheNet (https://www.battleforthenet.com)

There are five people deciding the future of the internet, three men (Rep) and two women (Dem). The two women have come out as No votes. We need only to convince ONE of the other members to flip to a NO vote to save Net Neutrality.

There are many ways you can help:

WHAT TO DO IF YOU’RE A LAZY TUMBLR USER WITH ANXIETY WHO TRIES TO HELP WITH JUST REBLOGS / LIKES:

Here are 2 petitions to sign, one international and one exclusively US.

(After you sign make sure to verify via email, it may take up to 30 mins to receive the email).

Text “resist” to 504-09. It’s a bot that will send a formal email, fax, and letter to your representatives. It also finds your representatives for you. All you have to do is text it and it holds your hand the whole way.

HERE ARE MORE STRAIGHTFORWARD ACTIONS YOU CAN TAKE:

These are the emails of the 5 people on the FCC roster.

Blow up their inboxes!

Ajit Pai - Ajit.Pai@fcc.gov

Mignon Clyburn - Mignon.Clyburn@fcc.gov

Michael O'Rielly - Mike.O'Rielly@fcc.gov

Brendan Carr - Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov

Jessica Rosenworcel - Jessica.Rosenworcel@fcc.gov

You can support groups like the Electronic Frontier Foundation and the ACLU and Free Press who are fighting to keep Net Neutrality:

Set them as your charity on Amazon Smile here (https://smile.amazon.com/)

Write to your House Representative here

Write to the FCC here (https://www.fcc.gov/about/contact)

Here’s an easier URL you can use thanks to John Oliver (http://www.gofccyourself.com)

Also check this out, which was made by the EFF and is a low transaction cost tool for writing all your reps in one fell swoop.

Most importantly, VOTE. This should not be something that is so clearly split between the political parties as it affects all Americans, but unfortunately it is.

PLEASE HELP SAVE OUR INTERNET!

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oceanssapart
  1. reconciled among the stars by andibeth82 (1/1, 5k, post-catws)
  2. i’m wide awake, it’s morning by CloudAtlas (7/?, wip, 70k, au - college/university)
  3. postcard of a painting by CloudAtlas (1/1, 4.8k)
  4. today begins and it’s all we have by Fahye (1/1, 6.8k, post-catws)
  5. counterfeit and counterpart by Frea_O (1/1, 28k, pov - maria hill)
  6. zeus is bullshit by CloudAtlas (1/1, 3.9k, pov - pepper potts)
  7. thursday’s child by SugarFey (1/1, 4.8k, pov - nick fury)
  8. the second before i jumped, i knew by shellybelle (1/1, 1.6k, post-catws)
  9. mr. & mrs. barton (or why natasha sends jennifer anniston an annual apologetic fruit basket) by shellybelle (3/3, 13.6k, au - mr. & mrs. smith)
  10. the map by CloudAtlas, Crazy4Orcas (1/1, 2.2k)
  11. only a wound that love had opened by andibeth82 (1/1, 9.5k, watch them fall in love and fall in love with clint some more i love this fic so much)
  12. sandcastles by EuphoricSound (1/1, 1k, pov - pepper potts)
  13. hyperfocal distance by Frea_O (1/1, 24.3k, au - journalism, sequel)
  14. brooklyn 3722 by CloudAtlas (1/1, 3.2k, au - journalism)
  15. by invitation only by CloudAtlas (1/1, 2.8k, au - comic writers and artists)
  16. when you fall, you fly by andibeth82 (1/1, 5.6k, not really au - clint owns a coffee shop)
  17. we can live (like we both can’t die) by geckoholic (1/1, 2.9k)
  18. it starts with time by enigma731 (1/1, 7.7k)
  19. put out the fire on us by andibeth82, enigma731 (1/1, 7.5k)
  20. how to be a heartbreaker by enigma731 (1/1, 7k)
  21. cover another black eye by geckoholic (1/1, 7k, au - 60s-70s circus)
  22. junk food and dirty socks: a love story by igrockspock (1/1, 1.2k)
  23. boys wanna be her by paperclipbitch (1/1, 7k, not really au - bodyswap)
  24. we bleed in color, but our lives should be black and grey by andibeth82 (1/1, 3.1k, post-avengers, steve&nat friendship + clint/nat)
  25. along the road by enigma731 (1/1, 2.2k)
  26. if ever two were one by shellybelle (1/1, 5k, not really au - secret marrieds)
  27. fighting fire with firewood by Siria (1/1, 6.3k)
  28. letting me in or letting me go by gsparkle (10/10, 3k)
  29. out of the woods by enigma731 (1/1, 3.7k)
  30. keep on wanting by enigma731 (1/1, 4.6k)
  31. all under heaven by CloudAtlas (1/1, 8.6k, au - documentary filmmakers)
  32. exciting adventures in cohabitation by igrockspock (1/1, 1.3k)

i’m sure there are tons more that i missed but i do hope you guys love these recs the way i love them! i have a tendency to go through all the fics of certain fic writers as you guys may notice. i didn’t put all their fics in here, but def go and check them all out.

the fics are in no particular order. i just went through my bookmarks on ao3 and put them in there as i went. i actually made a collection?? but idk how that works.

also re: the playlist. it’s on spotify. if you guys don’t have access to that, message me and maybe i can give you the track list/cook up a playlist on youtube if you’re interested. i will be updating the playlist every once in a while. i made sure i chose songs that kind of fit who they are and their relationship in various stages.

anyway, if you guys have any questions, just hit me up!

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Dark!Kink!Sentence Starters! (NSFW/TW/NONCON PLAY/BDSM/DARK KINKS)

“When we start the scene, don’t forget Green is okay, Yellow is be careful or slow down, and Red is stop.”

“Oh, what’s wrong, not in the mood for me, (Name)? Well that’s to bad, because I’m not letting you skip out this time…”

“You’re so pretty, even like this, tied up, scared, a mess….”

“I don’t understand why you’re crying, I’m only doing this because I love you!”

“I want to break you, oh I want to break you, and oh how I’m going to break you…”

“You will submit to me and you will like it, or I’ll call up my friends and let them try…”

“You shouldn’t fight so much, it would be so much better for you to just relax and enjoy.”

“How about I let my friend try you, hm? Me and him/her both at once, I bet you’d love that, ‘cause you’re such a little slut…”

“Your telling me you don’t like it, but your body is telling me something entirely different.”

“Such a naughty little slut, trying not to please his/her master. That deserves some big punishment, you know…”

“I think I should punish you by fucking you until you beg me to stop, but then I could keep going until you can’t sit right, or until I’m satisfied. Seems like a fit punishment, song you agree?”

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Natasha really likes it when you come up behind her after a long day at work and unzip her dress slowly, and then push it off her shoulders before rubbing your hands all the way down her body.

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Otp AU ideas:

•Its like 3am and I’m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you’re cute.

•You keep falling asleep in the lectures and I keep waking you up so you don’t get in trouble, so to make sure you stay awake a brought you coffee with my number on it.

•You were the only one in class that got my TV show reference so hey wanna marathon?

•We both reached for the last box of fruit loops and I don’t care that we’re both adults I with fight you.

•We write notes to each other on the desk we share at different times and I never knew who I was talking to until I saw you stay behind after class to write on it and holy shit yoU’RE HOT.

•I’m really sorry, I suck at dancing and you’re suppose to teach me but you’re really cute and keep distracting me so I keep stepping on you’re feet I’m so sorry.

•Our schools are rivals and were on their sport teams and we get injured and spend time in the school infirmary and hey you’re pretty cool and wtf are we a modern Romeo and Juliet?

•Your window was open and you live across from me so I saw and heard you in your underwear, singing and dancing ridiculously and I really wanna get to know you cause you’re pretty hot and I might have a crush on you.

•We hate each other but apparently our teachers ship us and make us partner up all the time and sit next to each other and for the love of God if you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna shove you on the desk and sNOG THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

•We’re both teachers and I ship these two students but you ship one with another student so let me just tell you why my ship is meant to be.

•My cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologise and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you’re pretty funny. 

•wE ARE YOUTUBE RIVALS AND OUR FANS ALL SHIP US 

•You’re parents are extremely overprotective and hired me to be your bodyguard.

•We have to partner up in our health class to look after a robot baby and oH GOD ITs crYING again pleASE JUST STOP WHy did we agree to tHIS HELL.

 •I’m a punk singer and am hiding from fans in a florists and you work here and are snarky and funny and are adorable go out with me?

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HOW IT SHOULD’VE WENT

this seemed so natural and correct to me that I had to read it three times before I realized what was wrong with it

Okay I know I just reblogged this, but I’m not done with it.

Has anyone else thought about how much more compelling this simple change would have been thematically? We lose nothing of Clint’s character development, because a sister can be just as important and share the same concerns as a wife. But instead of an awkwardly underdeveloped romantic relationship, suddenly there’s a sibling relationship to parallel the Maximoffs. But Clint has chosen to protect his family and keep them out of it, while Pietro and Wanda have chosen to fight side by side.  Give Clint a conversation with Pietro about family, and protecting their family. Make them disapprove of each other’s methods. Pietro’s sacrifice to save Clint is instantly so much more heartbreaking. Give us Clint fighting to bring Pietro’s body back, because he knows he needs to bring him home to Wanda.

Literally so much improvement with less than five minutes of the actual film changed

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@boloshiassassin (sought out by Callie) is in the snipers sights… 

Callie could hear her phone going off from ringing, knowing it was late at night, as she went over to pick up the phone. She glanced at it quick, seeing that it was Natsha’s caller ID. 

Rubbing her eyes, her voice muffled from sleepiness as she answered, “Hey Nat… whats going on?” 

Stifling a sniffle, Natasha started to mumble into the phone. “I don’t know what to do. Oh my god, Callie help me. I don’t know, I don’t know, oh my god,”

“Tell me you know how to deal with a baby,”

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Natasha was asleep in his bed, her clothes strewn obviously unceremoniously on the floor and a teeshirt yanked over her head before she passed out buried in his covers. In the corner was Lucky, tearing apart the bra that had been left on the floor.

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The archer awoke to the sound of Lucky getting into something. He was a food dog, but -like himself- found himself getting into trouble now and then. Clint got up to see what all was going on, only to see his dog going to town on Natasha’s bra. “Aww, Lucky no.” He hissed quietly as he tried to frab it out of his mouth. However, Lucky pulled back, thinking this was a game of tug instead.

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Natasha pulled her butt in under the covers. “My ass is a little chilly,” She admitted, tucking herself in and then smiling sleepily before dropping her head back down on his chest. “We should get better heating,”

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"Hey... easy Barton, easy. Rest. The doc will want to know you're awake,"

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“…Tasha? What happened?”

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“Are you kidding?” Clint grinned. “Let’s get the hell out of Dodge.” His voice remained somewhat hoarse from days of oxygen, but his spirits had picked up and most of his strength had returned. Pain no longer lurked in his bright, blue gaze. Nope. Just a readiness to get as far away from having to stay put as possible. A nurse shoved one last release form in Clint’s hands and he let go of Natasha’s long enough to sign it. He didn’t hand it back, however, without catching a glimpse of the second name on the form. “I owe you one, Mrs. Barton,” he teased, meaning it nonetheless. 

Natasha’s face flushed a little, but she just rolled her eyes. “If you weren’t a cripple right now I’d punch you,” She teased back. She was as ready to get out of there as he was, as soon as they had the go ahead she dragged him out the door, through the hospital, and outside into her car. Since she hadn’t left the hospital since he was checked in, she was ready to get home and in a hot shower as fast as Clint’s legs could carry him.

Once comfortably in Natasha’s ride, Clint tucked both hands behind his head and breathed a sigh of sweet relief. “So,” he began, squinting at her out of the corner of his eye. “Your place or mine?”

The redhead looked him over as she started her car. “Don’t do that. You forget it makes me want to, uh, jump you,” She mumbled, pulling out of the lot. “And I have to feed Liho, but we can stay at either,”

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“Oh,” Quietly, she handed the phone back to him, mumbling some sort of apology. Still quiet, she took his hand, shrinking down in the seat.

“You know I trust you Nat.” Clint said softly. “I’m just pretty sure it’s illegal.” He chuckled faintly and playfully nudged her. “So… I already kinda miss my dick but I do like the added breasts. Those are pretty sweet.”

“You can have the dick back... I don’t like it. Too floppy,” She laughed quietly, pressing her nose to his temple. “And I miss the girls,” Nat teased, hands reaching for her own breasts and patting them fondly.

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"Don't touch me, please,"

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“ … we don’t have time for this, natalia.” the edge slipped from his voice, gaze lifting to wash over their surroundings; making sure they hadn’t lost the head start they’d managed to carve out.

“either let me help you or get moving — go ahead of me. i’ll watch the back.”

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“i’m fine. I don’t need your help. I can do this on my own,” she hissed at him, drawing back from his hand and stumbling, still clutching the gash on her ribs.

“just leave me be,,” 

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"Wonderful show," A soft Russian voice spoke from behind him. Natasha had watched him wide-eyed in wonder during his act, and she might have snooped around to find him and congratulate him...

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The young archer hadn’t heard anyone approach, she was light on her feet and one of his hearing aids was futzing up, causing him to jump a little when he heard the voice behind him. He was sat on the grass outside his trailer fletching arrows, a good distance from the public area of the carnival, so he wasn’t expecting anyone to be around until much later in the evening. 

“Uh, thanks.” He muttered, looking up to see who was behind him, finding a slender red haired girl, half hidden by the trailer’s generator. “I kinda messed up a little though..”

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A huge blush rushed over her face and she couldn’t help but giggle. “Oh my, thank you. There’s enough room. Sit with me,” She settled on half the crate, then patting the spot beside her. “I wouldn’t feel right leaving you on the ground,” She watched him even just move a little in awe, the new light showing his features much better. “We’re here two weeks,”

He didn’t mind sitting on the ground. It didn’t bother him at all. But he also didn’t mind being asked to share the seat with her. He set the unfinished arrow on the ground with the others, he could finish them later or in the morning before he went to practice with Jacques and his brother. “Two weeks? Then you’re moving to to L.A? We move in a week, but we’re going in the opposite direction. We’re going north, to Provo in Utah. Not as exciting as where you’re goin’ though.”

It was as he sat with her, studying her features in the brighter light, that he realised he didn’t even know her name, he’d become too distracted by her to ask. “Um, my name’s Clint by the way. Clint Barton. From boring Iowa. Nothin’ real interesting about me.”

“Natasha,” She replied, looking up at the sky. “From Stalingrad,” She paused for a moment. “I didn’t think the stars would look so similar here than they do at home,” She watched them, sighing happily up at the stars and rubbing her arms in the chilly night air.

“I hear you guys have great sakharnaya vata... uh, fluffy. Sugar,” She tried to explain, her english lacking.

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