woah that clark kent guy looks a lot like superman

[ID: fanart of Clark Kent, in the middle of changing clothes to be Superman. He is wearing a red kippah, square framed black glasses, black trousers and a white shirt that he has fully unbuttoned and is removing. The first image is overlaid with square white frames that border comic book panels. The second image is a closeup of Clark's face, without the frames. End ID]

Superman has always been Jewish. He was created in 1938 (one year before Hitler invaded Poland and dragged the world into WWII), by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, two Jewish men who were witnessing the terrifying rise in Jew-hatred.

And just like Captain America (created by the Jewish team of Joe Simon and Jack Kirby), Superman was created as a kind of Golem. The Golem is an unwavering guardian who will protect the Jewish people, and I know the Golem was on the minds of these Jewish men who were watching the world descend, once again, into antisemitic chaos.

After 6 espressos does one contain enough cafeine to be concidered a coffee?

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this bronze medallist dilf has never missed doesn't miss and shall never miss

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published May 10, 1990

That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

What did I do to deserve a fate such as this.

girl it was already blazed....naught but embers

There's magic abroad in the air, but tomorrow, It Began In A Garden pre-orders close at end of day. Go go go! Don't delay anymore!

GET YOUR GARDEN GOODS HERE

I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.

Oh okay

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

an important fyi

Stop trying to be productive

and now, some input from macklemore

but in all seriousness, respect to macklemore for this because holy shit

All eyes on Rafah