fucking FOOF

The gworls

The fact that maia "literally leaked the no-fly list" crimew keeps getting wrapped into this insane callout post bullshit over fandom fuckery and imaginary pedo ring conspiracy theory bullshit by Tumblr's most radical genderfag kweers is insane. Fucking joke of a website.

"This person may have leaked and discredited one of the United States' most infamous post-war on terror national security tools, revealing almost all of the names to be Russian or Arabic and including literal children just for being named 'Mohammed', however because she likes Homestuck we've decided she is racist and must be purged" literally sounds like a shitpost but congrats on making it a reality everyone!!

definitive ranking of all kinks and fetishes by morality:

making discord 2

i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag

you guys realize "gold star lesbian" is a terf/radfem term right. you guys realize that term is made to indicate you've never slept with/dated a man and is specifically used to indicate you've never slept with a trans woman in modern lesbian spaces right. you guys know that term is used specifically to call cis4t lesbian relationships straight right. you guys know about the transphobia in the gold star lesbian community right. rights guys. right.

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

????

I was wondering this earlier what kind of life do courtroom sketch artists have? Like that sounds like such a niche job. What kind of qualifications do you need for that

Nobody irl told me i could be a trans woman, I found that all out online and even then it took me years to figure out a way to come out that wouldnt involve me being humiliated (it didnt work btw) so no I dont think a trans woman talking to me about gender would have been a problem and probably would have saved me years of torment but hey if more trans women existing is scary to you i guess it makes sense to not want anyone discussing it

these 2 againn 🫧🤍💚 as glinda and elphaba

one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

prev wondering abt the amount of guts it takes to do this: the trick is to come off as incredibly sincere and kinda airheaded. now, crucially, i'm 4'11 and very cute so certain types of people already expect me to fit a very specific character type, and these techniques might not be as effective for others. but that's why i weaponize them on everyone's behalf

for those who are like me and don't know things

Not only does he kill cops, he specifically hates the kind who idolize him, since they're exactly the sort that cause the kind of corruption he's trying to combat.

guess who made a wargame with thirteen thousand seven hundred and ninety-nine unit statblocks

trying to format it but it keeps crashing the word processor

hey uh. thirteen thousand? three zeroes?

seven hundred and ninety-nine yeah

two questions real quick:

hey you know how there's a lot of funko pops

i do, yes

it's here.

I thought this was a bit and

I'm here for this. Incredible.

I keep trying to type up some funny comment about this but I'm simply dumbfounded. Good job on the game design @rathayibacter this rules so much

Assuming my text editor's metrics are accurate, this game is 878 921 words in length. Exactly eight hundred of those words comprise the rules in their entirety; the other 878 121 words are the stat blocks.

Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.

You get special piss grenades if you use the bathroom while below 25% health because the blood in your urine makes the magic stronger.

Feel like its also important to mention that he added a dedicated urinate tool that sits next to everything else in your inventory and when you piss in the same spot enough outside a giant holographic mushroom appears that other players can give facebook likes to via an internet made of death

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

The best part of this is the bride up front knowing every word and clearly having the absolute time of her fucking life.

the rest of the song is hog wild and completely unhinged

what the fuck was that