ed & stede: walking to the train from a concert venue and yes this takes place in new york

ed: fuck

stede: what?

ed: i wish we had brought a joint

stede: oh. damn

ed: you don’t have — do you?

stede: let me check

stede: wait

ed:

stede, holding up his hand with forefinger and thumb pressed together: aha!

ed: you got a lighter?

stede, digging in his pocket: yeah just… here!

ed: light it

stede, flicking the air: shit, i can never do this. here

ed, taking the “lighter” and “joint” from stede: don’t wanna hurt your thumb

stede: i don’t want any, anyway

ed:

stede:

ed: you don’t want any?

stede: nope :)

ed: of the imaginary joint?

stede: oh, ed, you’re no fun

ed, flicking his thumb and then taking a deep inhale: fine. *cough* more for me *cough cough cough*

stede: ed, be careful!

ed, still coughing: don’t wanna waste it

stede: you’re

ed, coughing for real now, bent over and bracing himself on his knees:

stede: do you need your inhaler?

ed, coughing:

stede, pulling his Funky Floral 32oz Owala Freesip from his bag: or some water?

ed, finally catching his breath: that’s actually some really good shit

stede: oh yeah?

ed, holding out his fingers: you want?

stede, about to fake cough so hard he throws up: yeah. give it here.

mr beast is an interesting case study in ethics because i mean he does give away a lot of money on a fairly regular basis but hes such a fucking self centered ghoul about it that nobody really considers him a good person

That's part of the point really. He may really be a kind of humble person irl, doubtful but plausible, but the Mr. Beast brand is, well it's about Mr. Beast, it's all centered on him, and that brand is where the interest comes from, from sponsors and viewers, the brand is what brings him that money and it has only been getting more and more about his face and his stunts and his money is part of his brand identity, he's rich because he's Mr. Beast, and Mr. Beast because he's rich, at least that's how it is nowadays. He's obviously flaunting his money, but he'll only get more money by flaunting it, the flauntening is inevitable. He's a Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy his world and face distorts around his net worth, who the fuck is he without the money? He literally is the money now his face is what people invest in. I haven't watched a fucking Mr. Beast video in like, six months I don't care about Mr. Beast.

Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination

Insane. The IDF bombed the aid group three separate times in order to kill all 7 volunteers

find me in the future.

The Ancient Kiss ✨

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

Chekhov wrote it before Camus

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

monumental moment in loser girl history

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

One thing that tickled me about the Barbie movie was how Gloria's husband is (imo) a 'Real World' Ken.

We see very little of him in the movie. In both of his scenes, he's trying to speak/learn Spanish. He does nothing important or if consequence in terms of the plot... But he's trying to learn a language his wife and daughter speak. He's not excelling, I'm not even sure if he's succeeding. But he is kensistently trying.

For all of the 'Real World' men who are antagonists or opponents to Barbie, El Esposo de Gloria (as he is listed in the credits) has true Kenergy.

Also (SPOILERS FROM HERE ON NOW DONT READ UNDER THE LINE IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS)

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

cave angel

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave