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Hey, Escher here

@hey-its-escher / hey-its-escher.tumblr.com

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My 2021 bingo board is done if anyone would like to know what’s on it 

I wanna know pls

Most likely to come true: Disney announces an Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars movie, Miley Cyrus and Lil Nas X collaboration, a Pixar short about an etch-a-sketch, Styx reboots Mr Roboto

May or may not happen: Taylor Swift adopts a baby goat, tetris comes back into style, phones with 2 charging ports are sold, colored contacts become more popular, someone tries to reinvent throwing a stick for a dog, ribbons replace hair ties, people shave stripes down the middle of their heads, Beyonce releases a rap album.

Probably won’t happen but we can hope: Wiggly man tiktok becomes a thing, Florida petitions to become part of South America, tons of people get plague doctor tattoos, a new species of leech is discovered, internet challenge of hitting people on the heads with tuning forks, someone tries to breed a hedgehog with a porcupine, flavored silly putty is released, chapstick is widely marketed by the beauty community as clear lipstick, waterbeds become wildly popular, Bath and Body Works buys Bed Bath and Beyond, Krispy Kreme gets their own clothing line. 

Also when I say wiggly men I mean this:

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campyvillain

i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

it happened again

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

This was a train wreck from start to finish

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IF I LIVED IN NORTH CAROLINA, I WOULD SHOP AT FOOD LION EVERYDAY. I WOULD FILL UP MY GAS AT WAWA AND DRINK THEIR EXTRA LARGE VANILLA ICED COFFEE. I WOULD SMOKE OUTSIDE SHEETZ AND DRINK CHEERWINE EVERY NIGHT. I WOULD POUR A SUN DROP FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND DO A LIGHTHOUSE TOUR EVERY SUMMER. WE WOULD GO TO COOKOUT EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR THEIR DELICIOUS PEANUT BUTTER BANANA SHAKES. AND MOST OF ALL, I WOULD BE THE GREATEST BANJO PLAYER THAT EVER WALKED THE STREETS OF CHARLOTTE.

18 months until i start completing every item on this list

15 months until I start completing every item on this list

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when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

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weaver-z

Why is Panera selling a lemonade with three times the caffeine of a redbull

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