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Let Me Love You Like A Woman

@whittneydoll / whittneydoll.tumblr.com

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decadentdeath
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davidtennantpussytulpa

mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!

fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡

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aonaranacht

calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it

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luxflora

Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way

i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day

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whittneydoll

It’s not the term spicy itself it’s that like 28-year old single women are reading smut and calling a woman getting d*cked down by some fantasy-level attractive male “spicy” and saying it the way a child would say a swear word in front of their parents.

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spaghetti-explosion

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is
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heritageposts

date of origin: 2014

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multi-fandom-nutjob

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

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cowgirliee
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stuckinapril

I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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cowgirliee
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clitfisto

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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clitfisto

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

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