SI business won't stop Irondad from being the best babbo to their spiderson!

(As always, thank you stockphotos for the amazing references)

(I got reblogged by naferty and they inspired me to do this lol)

— Kiersten White; The Chaos of Stars

I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS STUPID JOKE ASDFFGGGF 

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

That ‘Us’ theme song but it only plays when Jake Gyllenhaal pops out his eyeballs

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Okay but reblogging again because… it worked. Had my yearly evaluation and got a pay rise! Wahoo!

Marvel Like or reblog if you save/use

ᴛᴏᴍ ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴍᴜʟʟᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋʟʏ ᴍᴀɢᴀᴢɪɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ @tom-ass-holland

my baby boy

brie larson - lockscreens

like/reblog if you save/use or ©: spiderszman (twitter)

IM SO GAY

like what if the asgardian immune system works hard but the common cold works harder? one day his throat get scratchy and then he starts getting sniffly and a headache sets in and by the time bruce gets home he’s convinced he’s Dying

thor: this will be my last day on earth

bruce, shoving him under five blankets: I wish I could have more sympathy but I TOLD you to wash your hands and be careful with what you touch in public spaces & u didn’t

thor: I will never smell the sharp tang of sweat and blood in the midst of battle again, nor breathe in the delicate fragrance of summer flowers, or savor the taste of a hearty stew. oh how i undervalued the freedom of a clear nose. i swear, if i survive this–

bruce, about to give him a lethal dose of nyquil to shut him up for a few hours:

Aabdaar

Aabdaar (n,verb): an unfair demand

Pairing: Bucky x bengali!reader (female)

Summary: You haven’t seen Bucky in over years when he unexpectedly turns up for pujo. “How good an idea was it to fall for someone when you knew they’d be gone so soon?” 

Word Count: 4 point uh 7 im sorry oK

Warnings: none my dudes, maybe just some trash writing but uh,, that’s all get rekt

A/N: Okay so this one’s 200% for @trashpanda-barnes bc who the fuck knew we’d find each other,,, +1 bangali on this hellsite?? not mE but i’m so glad i now have someone to share my bangla angst with i honestly,,, will never truly be over how amazing it is how we found each other it’s basically an internet meet cute. so this trash bangla au’s for u shay. a laborious result of me,,,labouring away at this,,,for days,,,so uh hope it’s worth it honestly. For everyone else, here’s me doing my part to contribute to the bengali bucky au which is basically my wet dream. and also shay’s. our wet dream. If anyone needs any explanations feel free to hmu, the parts in italics are the translations!

You stood half dressed in your balcony, taking in the crowds in South Kolkata on oshtomi evening. Of course it was a little crazy, but that was pujo. Full of warmth and loving but also just a little out of hand at times. Bucky lay on the bed in your room, simply going through your playlist that was playing on your speakers, not changing the songs. You turned back to look at him. Bucky, your Bucky from the para, the one you’d grown up with, your Bucky who’d suddenly come back to Kolkata after all these years and undone everything, your Bucky who you were afraid you might be falling for. He looked up, saw you looking at him and smiled warmly. Your insides fluttered - that wasn’t good was it? How good an idea was it to fall for someone when you knew they’d be gone so soon? But then again it was Bucky and you never did know how to control yourself when it came to him and you never learnt either. Bucky had always been your excuse, your jail free card even while growing up. As you looked on, the song playing on the speakers changed and you smiled wistfully at the turn of events and at how the song eerily matched the circumstances - no one could have seen it coming.

You hadn’t heard the song in over months and something about the song, something about the entire situation - pujo, Bucky, oshtomi, falling in love maybe - made your heart lurch. You felt a strange uneasiness, as if you didn’t deserve the crippling happiness you were experiencing at this moment, it felt like it was too much. You turned away from the balcony towards the dresser nearby and shuffled about in your bag until you found a cigarette. Lighting it and taking a drag, you went back out into the balcony and watched yourself let out the smoke slowly. At that exact moment was when Anupam Roy’s voice started singing and your life had never felt more like something just out of a movie.

Fire gechhe koto, boba tunnel'er gola cheere aalo, ichhera chhute chole,

Sharatadin juure, tumi anagona korechho shei shuure, taar rong lege aache,

Obujher pencil;

So much has rushed by silent tunnels, light searing its walls, wants rushing by;

The entire day, you’ve paced up and down keeping those memories in mind, their colours still remain;

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oh my god i’m not bengali but anything indian i’m here for it! plus this is like so good?

we’ve really been calling tony stark, who was in the longest and healthiest committed relationship in the mcu for 10 years, a thot while steve rogers has kissed a different girl in all of his solo movies and literally went back in time solely to become a homewrecker

We’ve been calling Tony Stark a selfless Avenger just for a snap and a coffin with an arc reactor on it when all he did in 10 years was make lethal weapons of mass destruction, make an Ultron when an avenger, try to imprison innocent people, try to destroy a 14 yo kid’s life just for the sake of bringing a co-worker down to agree, pretending to be a puppet to Secretary Ross for the sake of his own ego, never acknowledging Avengers as his family, made a family away from his avenger family and keeping his family away from the Avengers while Steve Rogers has sacrificed for the country in the 40s, sacrificed his shield, his identity for Tony’s ego, sacrificed his own life for the sake of protecting the nation, sacrificed his stability for the sake of the people, became a science experiment for the people, helped his innocent friend to get freedom from the hands of hydra n Tony and then gotten a happy ending what he truly deserved amidst all the hate for him creating an alternate timeline with his love. In short because Steve a normal human being with no machines survived as unexpected and Tony Stark loaded with machines, having a stable life couldn’t survive as expected. But ok go off.

did you even watch the same movies as the others?? you’re talking as if tony was a villain?? also are we conveniently forgetting how tony didn’t hesitate to sacrifice himself to save new york during that battle?

tony facing his guilt seeing peter as one of the fallen

avengers endgame in potato quality

Remember that it’s been established that Tony always wears his sunglasses when he’s feeling guarded. Hence why he never wears them with Pepper, who he can be completely himself with. He definitely wears them in this scene when he’s in the room with his former teammates, who he’s justifyingly infuriated with. But when he’s looking at Peter’s picture? He looks OVER his glasses. With his own eyes. Then as Peter’s picture fades, he pushes them back up.

Oh my fucking god.

okay this but i’m even sadder now

Imagine Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark meet for the first time and after a few drinks the topic of their pasts come up and they realize they’re more similar than they think.

“Do…do you think our parents would be proud of us?”

“I hope so, Tony. I hope so.”

Tony Stark – King of making 100% relatable faces