trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

it was clickhole my bad

i keep trying to quit being a bitch but they keep inventing new things for me to be a bitch at

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

the thought of linda having a leather jacket that matches her father’s literally keeps me going. anyway read the crossover event of the century aka douglas’s daughter meeting linda and colin

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passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the passenger seat is called shotgun

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

Sleep. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS 2002 | dir. Peter Jackson

@mnvart // Kaveh Akbar, ‘Calling A Wolf A Wolf’ // @PinkRangerLB on Twitter // @kosmogrl // @devinsturk, ‘15 Proverbs for the Fellow Chronically Ill’ // Jasmine Deporta // Anaïs Nin, House of Incest // the gentle wisdom uquiz by @inkskinned // Rora Blue, ’Sweet Dreams’ // Hala Alyan, Dear Layal

The second time I quilted Joan of Ark.

This one just got first place at the Utah State Fair

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

this has a very Vine energy and I like it

[Video ID:

There is a poster on a store wall that says ‘Halloween is here,’ but there is a line break separating ‘Halloween’ to ‘Hallo’ and ‘Ween.’

Man behind camera: Hallo! Ween is here!

The camera pans to another man who strums a small string instrument.

Other man: I am Ween

End ID]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest