Part time goth™️

let’s just take a couch nap, share a blanket, and feel safe together

A fleeting moment of happiness is still worth celebrating. Even if you’re back to square one the next day. Moments matter.

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

Bothering the beast

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

That TikTok of ppl pouring tomato sauce directly on the counter, adding spaghetti & mixing it with their hands while commenting how great of an idea it is? Yeah, we used to call that trolling, it's pathetic & bc all they want from it is attention, the best thing is not to give them any. Block & move on.

I keep seeing it on here too. Someone comments something outrageous on a post & gets dozens of ppl to respond, filling the entire comment section & making it unusable. And on Instagram, a comment saying "I hate colors" on a post of someone showing off colorful art gets 100 replies while positive comments get none. Congrats, you've fed the troll. Now stop doing it.

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

All the people in the notes saying 'that's too busy'... maybe this post just wasn't aimed at you.

can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second

I can't believe while having a manic episode I think I met my dream man and he's so babygirl

Genuinely he's so cool like?? He got to perform with the band he's in, in the Uk?? And for dragon con?? And several big themed events like?? He's so smart too like??

concept: we cuddle together under the moonlit night sky. the air is chilly, but the love that fills my heart every time you smile keeps me warm.

Date a cutie who makes the distance seem insignificant