this is a joe cooper hate account

Headcanon that Annabeth is the biggest night owl where as Percy is a sorta-morning person and this causes some problems once they move in together their senior year (cause I just don’t believe Annabeth lived in a dorm and not at the Jackson’s after hoo)

Percy: it’s 1am and we need to be up at 6. GO. TO. BED.

Annabeth: I just got motivation to write my essay due tomorrow shut up

And they snuggle each night so Percy physically cannot fall asleep till Annabeth is in bed with him and eventually he results to threatening to lace her food with nyquil because she won’t go to sleep till the sun starts to rise and Percy’s sleep schedule cannot handle it

they're sleepy, your honor.

i hope they give lin manuel miranda as hermes a five minute rap solo in the middle of the pjo series where he rhymes words like “god” and “dad bod” together and then percy is like “hamilton? more like hermilton am i right” and then it’s just never acknowledged again

*Leo busting into Jason's room on the Argo ll at like, 3am*

Leo: The ocean is a soup

Jason: ...

Leo: It has water, meat, veggies and salt

Leo: The ocean is a soup

Jason: The ocean is a soup

Leo: I know, we gotta tell Percy

every artist ever : woops I've hallucinated this thing in such excruciating details I now can't put it down on paper satisfactorily

raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

“You just remind me of someone”

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher appreciation post

Just felt like drawing baby Luke and Leia!

Thinking about Anakin being the worst military husband ever, he rushed to marry at 19 but the Amidala-skywalker couple don't even get military housing or benefits from it because he's a fucking monk. All she got is a man who don't pay rent pulling up to her penthouse apartment at 4am after 2 months off-planet, smelling like he's just crawled out of a Feluutian Rancor because he probably did, and complaining about his dad-brother-teacher again

Padme ditch this bozo I could treat you so good (I too will not be paying rent)

harry james potter hc list i've compiled over a week or two---

part one??

-can fall asleep anywhere. literally. people have found him sleeping in the weirdest places around the castle 24/7 and the first years are always confused but everyone else is like "yeah no just leave him be, he's got a lot of shit going on."

-when sirius told him that harry could live with him if he wanted to, harry was so exited and nervous and like overwhelmed that on the way back to the castle he puked in a bush (he makes ron and hermione swear to never mention it to anyone ever)

-his memory is actually so shit, and he has no clue as to why it is. you tell him anything and he will immediately ask you "wait say that again"

-when remus was his professor, he would wait after class and risk being late because he knew remus would give him one of those bite sized chocolates he always has in his pockets.

-somtime he explores the castle at night when he gets nervous about the O.W.L.S, and it calms him down

-he once had to send hedwig out to get him quills because he always looses them and he apologized so many times to her because of how she was going to have to,, "carry her family's plucked out feathers" back to him.

-he can walk in heels effortlessly and he has no clue how

-his favorite color is actually purple but he tells everyone it's red

-he hates socks. despises them. will actually refuse to wear them in his shoes no matter how hard hermione begs him to.

-he still has the sweater molly made for him in his first year because that was the first christmas present he had ever gotten

-is secretly is a cat person but can't find it in himself to tell sirius

-he hates holidays, and despises halloween the most. he doesn't tell remus and sirius though because he knows that was the last week of their lives that everything was ok for them and everyone was alive and happy, and he'd feel horrible ruining that for them.

-goes on "dates" with luna in muggle restaurants just to "propose" to her so they can get free cake. they have hit at least 23 places with this method and it hasn't once failed.

-didn't know how to read very well until hermione taught him in 2nd year

-ron and him are literally the most homoromantic best friends out there and half the school is convinced their dating

-has shaky hands and can't tie his shoes that well

-is quite literally the casanova of griffindor tower and remus finds this hilarious

-grows his hair out to his shoulders and eventually cuts it all off when he's 18.

-he asks hermione how to shave because he has to much pride to ask remus or sirus

-sirius ties his tie for him because no matter how hard he trys he just can't get it right. sirius thinks of his brother every time he does this for him, and when harry grew his hair out and it looked almost identical to regulus's, he cryed.

-harry has such a horrible sleeping schedule that somtimes he just passes out and literally had no control over it. like one moment he's awake and the next hes on the floor snoring.

-stayed up with ron for like 4 hours in his first year one night making a cool looking signature for himself because so many ppl were asking for it

-buys ron anything he wants off the trolly and refuses to let him feel bad for it because it's "only twice a year ron" and "let me spoil my best mate alright?"

-thought had a crush on hermione in first year because he had those "butterflies" that everyone always talks about, but it turned out that he was just going to be sick.

-has the immune system of the average toddler. bro breaths and hes like dead on the common room couch for 3 days under mrs. weasleys hand made quilt, being hand fed soup

-has said "fuck it, we ball" on one to many occasions.

-knows a surprising amount of french because of a french-english/english-french dictionary he found in the closet he use to sleep in.

-is the kind of person to say "whoopsies" when he does literally anything

-anytime he drops somthing he says "that wasn't me"

-has no concept of time. what's the day? he has no clue. time? month? what even are those. he just guesses when he writes the date on his papers.

-prefers the blue gatorade to the red one

-he hates carbonated drinks. literally cant stand them.

i might post a part two if anyone wants it

Ron “haven’t I given enough?” Weasley

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

Canonically luke's older then Leia but spiritually Leia treats Luke like a 7 year old little brother. She's like oh no my wee little brother cannot endure the harsh cold by himself (tears) (handkerchief dabbing at her eyes) luke make sure to eat and sleep and do NOT get into any more trouble do you hear me, just do the job and don't poke your nose into any mishaps or shenanigans, also don't forget to refuel your xwing sweetie <3 and Luke's like sure ok 😘 see ya sis (didn't hear a thing she said)

i always see people saying "oh luke hates sand just like anakin" nice, a little basic though, so i raise you "luke likes sand, because it reminds him of simpler times and his old life"

leia on the other hand hates it with a passion she can't stand it and her reaction upon luke's little fond smile when he starts kicking around in the sand on a visit to another planet is one of horror. and i can just picture anakin's force ghost slowly fading in beside her with an equal look of appalled horror on his face.

I love the idea of Luke inheriting all these subtle things from Anakin, especially in a relationship. Like

- they both have a thing for curly brunettes

- picking their partner up and spinning them around (ROTJ!Luke would be a bit more gentle and subtle with this, but I could still see him doing it)

- cradling their partners’ faces

- carving Japor snippets or other trinkets (I like to headcanon that Padme started wearing all these pretty, but very handmade looking jewelry to meetings and hearings that Anakin made for her)

- Having a thing for dresses with big slits in them

- Gently rubbing the bare skin of their partner’s back when they’re topless/wearing something backless

- Absolute goner when their hair is played with (you know Padme gave the best head massages while Anakin sat there like 😵‍💫)

- It’s 3am here so I can’t think of more, but feel free to reblog with some!

We deserved more soft Anidala moments and to see Luke inherit more of his parents’ mannerisms. I feel like he’d love to know he was still connected to them in this way even after they’re gone.