this game was so fucking funny and for what. i can't believe there are people who dislike the alola games

TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

Here's your daily reminder to click for Palestine!!!

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

happy bday awakening!!!!!

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

nothing prepared for the noise chilchuck made here

Images you can hear

Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.

well, i did it

narumitsu

phoenix: ..................edgeworth..................

miles: ....................wright.....................

klapollo

klavier: hey you got a big arsch forehead and you're short I want you carnally in a completely and utterly non platonic and homosexual way

apollo: ok can we continue the investigation

asoryuu

ryuunosuke: hey partner (platonic)

kazuma: hi partner (romantic)

:)