Candy Corn Collection

[id: rusty/dirty rear of a car, with cave painting style drawings of deer and hunters drawn on in either brown paint or dirt /end id]

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

Scamp

tee hee hee hee hee

had a vision

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn't want to be him.

Or sometimes we would call him this guy. "Get a load of this guy," we would say. But that was sarcasm. You didn't really want anyone to get a load of the guy.

people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

The Shape

Something is happening here

Mutuals get a lot of love on this site but I think we should also appreciate the random followers who you see in your notes regularly. The ones who you'll probably never end up following but they like and reblog almost every post you make. The ones who you see and go "hey I recognize that person!! they love my posts!" every time they show up in your notifications.

Let's hear it for Blorbo from my Notes.

I do not understand women

girls will be girls

same energy

Ritual

Fuck this one hits home.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky