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Fuck this.

@lilized / lilized.tumblr.com

Rome, 34, she/they. Occasional Nsfw, beware.
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As someone who counts identity porn as one of their top three favorite tropes ever, I cannot describe the joy that the fic where Bruce, Clark and their alter egos have intricate and dumb love geometry give me.

It’s just so goddamn pleasing.

For the beautiful people who asked for recs: honestly I’m just working my way down the Ao3 list, in order of kudos, like a little fanfiction honey making working bee. So you guys probably already read those 🤔

If anybody has hidden gems, please reblog me with a rec!

I was today years old when I learned that apparently basic surgical strategies are controversial when trying to date.

Him, guy I met one (1) time: next time we could hang out at my place

Me: sure, but I’m also sharing you adress with my brother just in case you’re a serial killer ahah

Him: way to kill the mood

Me (thinking we were still bantering): only if you’re a serial killer

Him: hope you find someone reassuring then

(Proceeds to block me)

Like, dude I was kidding with the whole serial killer bit but now you’re kinda sus and I feel like I dodged a bullet.

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Milly's uncle has this ramen place in Augusta

"Can I try yours?" "No way."

In my head Roberto didn't die he just retired and opened a ramen place 🥺

+bonus:

Ugh these kids... I just wanna go home

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so i looked up “the eye” on tiktok to see if the intro was there and found this:

BOOKS ARRANGED IN MORSE CODE???

assuming black books are dashes and white books are dots, this is what it says,

STUDIO LAN DOES NOT FUCK AROUND WITH SYMBOLISM AND THE BOOKS ARE BEHIND LIU XIAO THIS MEANS SOMETHING

whoever spotted this first is a genius fr

I feel like he is the mastermind behind it all. Maybe the purpose of Bridon Arc was to set this up for season 3? He even told Xia Fei in the theatre not to trust LG and CXS and the fact that Xia Fei wouldn't like them if he knew their reality. Maybe that's cuz Liu Xiao knew what was gonna happen to Vein?

What is the LC team on passed it here guys

Me catching up on link click minding my business

My bisexual king CXS on screen: did you see a beautiful woman or man, Lu Guang?

China state censorship spit taking in a corner

#I wish I knew Chinese to confirm if he actually said it in a gay way or if it was neutral words #and the English subs just made it gendered #it's happened before with crunchy subs changing the meanings from the OG neutral sentences #link click

Now I’m only a cinese student not Chinese myself so there’s always the possibility I’m missing cultural nuances, but!

The original says, if memory serves, 女儿 nu’er (woman) and 帅哥 shuai ge (handsome brother - not as in familial brother but as in Chinese people calling other people brother, sister, auntie, etc).

The original meaning was not in a “gay way” because Cina (tm) but it was absolutely gendered.

Thinking about it I believe CXS comments on LG being handsome a couple of times in season one, so he’s definetly not shy about appreaciating other bros beauty 😂

When this season of link click started and I saw it was in the past I was a bit disappointed but I thought, well, at least I’ll get answers.

Spoiler: i did not.

There’s so many fucking questions I don’t know where to begin with. Are they just fucking with us?

What the fuck was that with vein, LG does not have that power right? RIGHT?

What was HIS answer to the wood story

CXS’s mom wtf lady

Why is this the “last one” do you have lives like in Zelda LG?

/keeps rambling in a increasingly coherent manner

“Hey guys, just because it’s about a gay space and was written, and performed by gay people who sang songs for gay people doesn’t mean it’s a gay song” is an insane level of cognitive dissonance.

I’m fucking g laughing my ass off about this right now actually

Gonna add on, the rest of the band hate the cop, who is the only original member in the band because he sued the rest of them and took control of the names and song rights.

Village people cop is literally “I’m not a homophone I have gay friends!” Man.

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