Kara: Markus, tell Connor that he's an idiot, but I still love him.
Markus: Why don't you tell him yourself?
Kara: We're in a fight.
Markus: You're sitting on his lap.
Connor, at 3am: Do you like me?
Kara: I married you.
Connor: Yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Or maybe for a tax purposes? Unclear.
Kara: H-
Connor: pretty, talented, unique, wonderful, special, beautiful, superior, perfection, gorgeous, extraordinary, perfect, incredible, unreal, charming, smart, precious, magnificent, flawless, my home, my world, my life, the most amazing girl in the whole world, the owner of my heart,
Connor: Who ate the cupcakes, that I was preparing for Hank’s birthday?! I’m going to—
Kara: Haha, sorry…
Connor: —make some more. I’m glad you liked them.
Kara: Yeah, I really liked those cupcakes! That’s why I ate 10 of them, haha!
Alice, behind the counter:
Kara: Who else here thought Connor was my boyfriend?
Kara: Connor, put your hand down.
Machine!Connor: I hate you and everything you stand for. I want you dead, you deviant.
Kara: We were making out five minutes ago.
Machine!Connor, still holding Kara on his knees: That meant nothing.
Priest: And I now pronounce you, husband and wife.
North, leading the choir & ensemble: Hum- One, two!
Markus, playing the piano: OHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY~
Kara, ignoring the racket: What a peaceful day. I love you.
Connor: I love you too. I'll make you happy for the rest of our lives.
Kara: Do you want a hug?
Connor: No.
Kara: Did you even hear what I said?
Connor: Yes.
Kara: What did I say, then?
Connor: "Do you want a hug?"
Kara: Well, if you insist.
Connor: *kisses Kara softly*
Kara: No, Connor, the script says we're enemies.
Connor: Oh.
Connor: *kisses Kara aggressively*
Alice: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Kara: Wasn't Connor with you?
Connor: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
North: You ever look at two people and wonder "Why haven't they kissed yet?"
Markus, signing: Every single day.
Connor and Kara: Why are you looking at us?
Kara: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.
Connor: Kara–
Kara: You're forgiven, I love you too.
Markus: I wish you could block people in real life.
Connor: Restraining order.
North: Murder.
Connor: Hey Kara, what do IDK, ILY and TTYL mean?
Kara: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Connor: Okay, I love you too. I'll just ask Markus.
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Alice: They’re not our clothes!
Bryan Dechart as Kara: I KNOW THEY’RE NOT OUR CLOTHES BUT YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA.
Connor: *is carrying all the groceries*
Kara: *holds out hand to help*
Connor: *moves all groceries to one hand to hold Kara's hand*
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Hank: Who’s a good boy?
Connor and Sumo: ??????????
Hank: YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!
Connor and Sumo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!