the only impossible, logical way in

I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???

Good

Direct Action

Hero

I feel this on a molecular level

Traditional Knitting in the British Isles, 1981

Channel Island, Child’s Lerwick, Flamborough, Inverness and Whitby guernsey examples above

4th-5th century knitted socks

a lot of really weird shit has happened in 2017 but in the gaming sphere specifically “EA Games employee claiming to have received death threats over Star Wars Battlefront 2 microtransactions isn’t actually an employee at EA and is instead some kind of bizarre EA Games Customer Service Roleplay Account” has gotta take the cake 

I think the fact that KOTAKU of all sites uncovering this through genuine investigative journalism makes it ever weirder.

Giving thanks

Oh, Hello Rainbow Party Cardi … Come On Over Here and Let Me Knit You! https://wp.me/pjlln-62z 💜

by kota

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

“It gets easier.”

What if the first thing aliens encounter regarding humans is an aerobics video and their diplomats show up to Earth decades late wearing spandex and headbands and blasting 80s pop?

then we poppin the biggest bottles. next question