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Your own personal pandemonium and your worst nightmare. Certified demon. (3000+-they/them)
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An Orc So Tall

There she was. The orc working at the grocery store, so tall she didn't need a step ladder to reach the highest shelves, so strong she easily hauled cases on her shoulder while she worked.

The goblin stared for many, many heartbeats, unable to think or move.

"Can I help you find something, honey?" the orc asked with a smile, bright pink painted lips accenting her spring green skin. She knew of the goblin, had seen her countless times, and was glad for the chance to talk to her at last.

"Please. J-jam. Please jam. Moonberry? Jam?" the goblin spluttered, at a loss, out of breath, mind suddenly blank.

The orc handed the goblin a jar from the case on her shoulder, their fingers briefly lingering, a few seconds to be a forest. "Fresh, just for you, don't tell a soul." the orc breathed and the goblin's cheeks illuminated rubies.

"Th-thank y-you," the goblin prayed as she backed away.

The orc smiled and turned her head slightly as she adjusted the case on the shoulder, moving to put it down, breaking the eye-line for just a moment. "My name is... oh... you're, gone."

The goblin was several isles away and attempting to catch her breath. The orc was somehow more gorgeous in person, up close, where her perfume subtly swirled, honeysuckles and morning rain evaporating and luck engraved on fine paper.

The goblin closed here eyes in embarrassment and promised herself, next time.

Next time she would introduce herself.

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  • Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
  • Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
  • If something makes you happy, ENJOY IT to the fullest. Reject the idea of “cringe”.
  • The Lurking Horror is trying to build a blanket fort, but keeps getting its pseudopodia tangled with the blankets.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

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April's Patreon exclusive story is live!

Content: cis female reader (though that really comes in right at the end with the nsfw and anatomy to be honest. I'm so used to writing gn readers by this point!). Reader is one of the quiet and reserved types, who prefers to have a meaningful connection with someone before taking things further than friendship, and sometimes it makes her feel a little bit lonely. Her bestie is a big, girlie orc lass with confidence to spare, and there's a goblin and a gargoyle in there too.

Wordcount: 6735

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Cassia peered over the shoulders of the remaining three people — the two excitable gnolls included — in front of you and began rattling off the labels of the ice cream in the glass-fronted freezer, but you had eyes only for the lich.

The way their delicate finger bones moved, connected to each other by magic instead of tendons and muscles; the way they held the ice cream scoop and moved it with such precision to create wonderful, glassy balls of ice cream to set delicately atop the cone in teetering arrangements; the way they squeezed syrup from the bottles and let it zig-zag across their ice cream masterpieces without once spilling a drop… They were enchanting.

The light of their magic — the magic that kept them in their state of permanent un-death — glowed a minty green in the depths of their eye-sockets, and it added to the vivacious aura that emanated from them. They talked constantly while they worked, chatting with customers and hardly breaking off to quip a quick retort at the goblin, who matched them for speed in both ice cream preparation and banter, until you were almost dizzy with it all. Combined with the glorious scent in the air, you were almost overwhelmed.

When it was your turn, they shifted their magical gaze to your face and you watched a slight change come over them.

Before you and Cassia had reached the head of the queue, they’d seemed tense and almost frantic, their shoulders held high and their movements a blur, but when they spotted you, they seemed to stall for a moment. The light grew minutely brighter in their skull, illuminating the curve of their eye sockets and the dainty line of their nasal cavity, and although they had no mouth with which to articulate a smile, you got the impression of a beaming, blinding smile all the same.

“Well there,” they said in that intriguing, slightly husky alto. They had the faintest trace of an accent, though you couldn’t place it. “What can we get for you, lovely?”

The final word, so casually but so sincerely added, threw you off balance, so you looked up at Cassia and begged her with silent, wide eyes to go first. She did, and you took a second to compose yourself. Social interactions weren’t really your thing. That was why you worked at a garden centre. The most you had to do there was point someone in the direction of the petunias, or advise someone on organic slug repellents. You didn’t want to be thinking about organic slug repellent at that moment though, and dragged your brain back into the present.

With your own order awkwardly given, the lich nodded and waggled the freshly-cleaned scoop at you. “Fabulous choice, I must say.”

And because you had the social range of a butter knife, you blurted, “Bet you say that to all your customers.”

They laughed. “Only the cute ones. You want a free flake with that?”

You eyed the jar of flaky, crumbly chocolate bars and nodded. “Thanks.”

The light in one of their eyes went out briefly in what you could only assume was a wink, and as they handed you the teetering cone of ice cream a second later, they also slid a little card across the counter with the delicate fingertip of their other hand. “Come back for a freebie,” they whispered, leaning close.

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A spell of longing, an incantation of love

Two weeks after they began dating, the dryad pressed her lips to the mermaid's neck, sleepily, as the dawn began to tap the bedroom window with fingertips. "Stay," the dryad whispered, a breath, "please stay forever."

A spell of longing.

Two years after they began dating, the dryad pressed her lips to the mermaid's neck, sleepily, as the dawn began to tap the bedroom window with fingertips. "Stay," the dryad whispered, a breath, "please stay forever."

An incantation of love.

Two days after they married, the dryad pressed her lips to the mermaid's neck, sleepily, as the dawn began to tap the bedroom window with fingertips. "Stay," the dryad whispered, a breath, "please stay forever."

A hope, rooted deep in her heart.

Twenty years after they married, the dryad pressed her lips to the mermaid's neck, sleepily, as the dawn began to tap the bedroom window with fingertips. "Stay," the dryad whispered, a breath, "please stay forever."

A bubbling spring never exhausted.

Two hundred years after they married, the dryad pressed her lips to the mermaid's neck, sleepily, as the dawn began to tap the bedroom window with fingertips. "Stay," the dryad whispered, a breath, "please stay forever."

A paradise.

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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

  • Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
  • Sometimes you just need to cry. There’s nothing wrong with that.
  • Apparently Bitey Friend is teething again. I really need to meet their parents and ask some questions.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

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corviddenart

Consider supporting me so I can splurge for my birthday next Friday!!!!!

Commissions are open, including a new pay what you want option!

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Preview:

Soldiers came to Caersands in the spring, when the roads were passable again after a hard winter winter, and the rumblings of war with the island nation of Farshoal were kicking off in earnest.

At first, it had proved exciting to have company after company of soldiers — archers, infantrymen, even a small centaur cavalry-archer unit pf bonded riders and centaurs, and, lastly, an aerial squad with heavy, armoured griffins and nimble flying drakes. But after they had eaten the large sea port almost out of provisions, and caused scene after scene by getting drunk and rowdy, either with the locals or with each other during their off-duty hours, and making work for law clerks like you who had to file and process all the charges, attitudes towards them in the town began to sour.

Nobility saw them as little more than ruffians, and the traders and townsfolk found them a nuisance.

Tensions with neighbouring Farshoal put everyone on edge, and as the summer drew on and there was no sign of either diplomacy or open war, things showed no sign of improving.

Halfway through copying out the last document on your long list for the day, you glanced up when the door to your employer’s study opened, and the tall, imposing dragonborn lawyer stepped out. His long, spined tail dragged on the floor, and his usually bright, flaming orange eyes had a distinct dullness to them.

“Sir?” you asked with concern, setting down your quill. The enchanted lamp that threw steady, unwavering light around the small chamber cast the scales of his pearlescent body into starker relief than usual, and made the hollows of his eyes look deeper despite the gemstone orange of his eyes. “Everything alright?”

“Hm? What? Oh, yes,” he sighed, startling a little, as though he’d forgotten his clerk would still be out there. “Yes,” he said again, and wafted a piece of paper held delicately between his clawed fingers in your direction. “This was among the cases put on my desk today. The minotaur who allegedly attacked a group of civilians… A sad affair, I think.”

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HouseMates - Chpt One - m. vampire x m. werewolf (sfw)

I shared on our Patreon Discord that I was working on an idea, and I've now got enough together to share a WIP Chapter One for you.

The theme is 'enemy species to friends to lovers' rather than 'enemies to lovers', and features a very out of touch vampire and a werewolf who's trying to rebuild his life after having been driven out of his pack and left alone in the world.

Content warning: very brief mention of a werewolf attack (not by the mc) and the resulting trauma; familial rejection; risk of homelessness; antagonistic species

Wordcount: 4838

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Extract:

At 6.28pm the following Wednesday, he walked up to the front door of a converted Victorian mansion, set back off a broad, leafy street and surrounded by simple but manicured gardens, and pressed the buzzer for apartment number four with a trembling finger, praying to the moon that this would work out.

He caught the faintest scent of something supernatural, something beyond the normal, everyday scents he was constantly and subconsciously filtering out, and he frowned, but before he could figure out what the wafting smell had been, the intercom buzzed and a clipped, male voice answered. “Yes?”

“Uh, it’s Adam Selhurst? Here to see about sharing the apartment?”

He hated the way it came out like a question; like his confidence was at rock bottom; like this was his last hope before moving out onto the street; because it was. All of it.

“Oh, yes…” After a pause during which Adam heard a little puff of breath that sounded anxious, that quietly-lilting voice added, “Of course. Come on up then.”

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slytherverse

many years ago me and best friend were traipsing around the local history museum . the museum had a long overlooked mummy room on the third floor

the sarcophagus on display was open, the elaborate lid hanging a foot above the casket to barely reveal the mummy inside, like;

and bestfriend said, Sometimes they wrote messages under the lid for the Dead to read ,

and she laid down on the dirty museum carpet next to the glass case , patting the ground next to her for me to follow suit . sure enough, the underside of the casket lid was covered in inked characters , a brochure of directions to the afterlife in case they woke up all organless and confused

someone else wandered in to the little mummy room and asked if we were ok. she said, Come check this out. so he laid down on the other side.

i crossed my arms over my chest , and so did they . four bodies , seeing a message intended for one; we love you, we miss you, we hope you find your way

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catsuggest

youm: nibblinge thoughtlesslé upon a tuna salad sandwiche of untolde deliciouseness like a culinaré croesus

me, havem't eaten anythinge whotsoever in the past 99 secoundes:

denied even one meagre bite im wastinge away againe in tuna sandwicheville

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