keisuke’s SEXY lover

i think we need to start calling trans women eggs “ladies-in-waiting” and trans men eggs “squires.” no moral imperative to this, i just think the current queer parlance could use some medieval world building

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

AKIRA

*** WELCOME BACK TO SIMSVILLE ! ***

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“Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a quite, lovely little town…”

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I don’t know how many of you played the first chapter of The Sims saga, however - for the nostalgic sims-players or for all the TS3 players - the amazing town of Simsville is finally come back, with the fascinating Old Town, the frenetic Downtown, and a whole new neighborhood, full of rabbit holes and communitary lots (there are also many empty lots, ready for your building pleasure).

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Meet Bob and Betty Newbie, Bella and Mortimer Goth, Frankie and Sylvia Mashuga, Mama and Elend Hick, and all the other beloved families who are waiting for you, ready for a new, nostalgic comeback!

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Simsville is a 99% faifhful replica of the old The Sims town, as it was just few days before the arrival of the magician’s carovana of “Makin’ Magic” (the latest expansion pack oft The Sims): a weird hotair balloon is floating quietly over Old Town, while, at night, some strange lights appear just behind the mountains…

But don’t worry, forget those lights and go out with your date: ride a cab and drink a Martini at Hedman’s Highway, or go to shopping at Landgraab Mall, or at Solana Towne Center! 

You can also go swimming to SimCity Beach, buy an icecream at Barrett’s Boardwalk, and having a fantastic diner at Cory’s Place, or at Old Farm Square!

If you prefer instead a more quiete afternoon, visit Old Town with all its historical venues: Custer’s Market, for all your gardening needs, Pet Paradise (your pets will love it!), the Gothic Quarter, and many others.

You can also explore the surrounding area, strolling around the whole scenery, enjoying the calm, beautiful scenery…

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SIMSVILLE SPECS:

- Populated world. medium size.

- Despite I built Simsvile using few objects from every TS3 expansion pack, the scenery itself requires just three of them: World Adventures and Supernatural fot the bridges, and Late Night for some trees.

- No Store objects required.

- I recreate many objects, textures, walls and floors from the old The Sims, mainly previuosly released: you don’t need to desperately download them, because they are all included in the CC file linked below, that I warmily suggest to use instead (get rid of the cc previously downloaded).

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SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Boringbones Bbcopperdaisy Black-jack-deal Dhalsims Nornities for their preciuos help testing the city! Love you, guys!

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DOWNLOADS:

- SIMSVILLE: the scenery itself (rar file): unrar it and load via Launcher.

- SIMSVILLE_CC: all the needed custom contents (rar file): unrar it and place into your Mods/Packages folder.

- SIMSVILLE_SAVE: (rar file) unrar it and place into your Saves folder. Even if not completely necessary, I warmily suggest you to download it and play this one (it will provide you fully functional cemetery - with spawning ghosts - and assigned NPCs to every bar, restaurant, shop, etc.)

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Ah, the memories! It’s incredible, amazing work!

upon the release of the sims, the official website used to offer a standalone program called “mini aquarium”, modeled after the one in the base game. it included in game sound effects such as a female sim giggling when you click “watch”, or if you were unlucky enough to snuff out your poor fish, the default toilet flush sound, among a few others. it’s still available for download here if you want to try it yourself!

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

on firefox: settings → search "cookies" → scroll down → "manage cookies" → tumblr should be at the very top because of how much space it's taking → select it → clear cookies → save changes. done

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

It just gets hard sometimes.

Doodle attack!!

ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.