this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

WAKE UP BABE GREYWAREN COVER REVEAL DROPPED

btw vampires represent queerness . and they also represent the urge to just bite people

one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

Rejection sensitive matzo brei

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THE RAVEN CYCLE AS A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES. SEASON 1: THE RAVEN BOYS.              [ Templates 1/2 ]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND

BRIDGERTON #2.04 ‘Victory’