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“Captain’s log, supplemental: the Enterprise has encountered an alien life form who has identified himself as ‘Ziggy’”
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TRICK OR TREAT!!! 🐸🎃
The door creaks open slowly. You cannot see anyone, but a tray floats in the doorway, holding these
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[ID: photo of a "petting zoo" with a sign that says 'it's too late petting zoo'. instead of animals there are plastic animal skeletons in it. end ID]
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Sterek Week '23 // Day 7, Haunted & Bewitched / @sterekweek-2023
Return to Hogwarts / Hogwarts AU More than a decade ago, Derek and Stiles were students at Hogwarts together. As members of Slytherin and Ravenclaw respectively, they formed an unlikely friendship despite their differences in background and social circles. But just as they began to grow close, the Second Wizarding War pulled them apart. Derek, a pure-blood and werewolf to boot, had little choice but to follow the Dark Lord's orders. Eventually he and his sister turned against the Death Eaters, but at great cost to his family. Stiles, a Muggle-born, made the same choice as many others in his position did to make their families forget them for their own safety. With a lot of bad blood between the two camps, reconciliation has been difficult and Stiles and Derek hadn't spoken or seen each other since the Battle of Hogwarts. Having moved on with their lives and achieved much in their respective fields since, they only rarely thought of the other. To both of their surprise, they learn they're each up for prestigious teaching positions at the school: Derek for Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Stiles for Charms. Now that they're returning to Hogwarts as colleagues and fellow professors to train a new generation of wizards and witches, they have a chance at reestablishing the relationship they once had. But taking that chance is easier said than done, and both of them might need a little push to be the first to break the ice.
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Everybody || Backstreet Boys
Just occurred to me that some of you may have never seen this music video. They had absolutely no reason to make it the way it is but damn they went hard.
One of the backstreet boys in 1997 : no I’m TELLING you, monster fuckers are the future.
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For the Benefit of All: Assistive Tech Developed from NASA Tech
What do modern cochlear implants and robotic gloves have in common? They were derived from NASA technology. We’ve made it easier to find and use our patented inventions that could help create products that enhance life for people with disabilities.
October is National Disability Employment Awareness Month, which highlights the contributions of American workers with disabilities – many of whom use assistive technology on the job. Take a look at these assistive technologies that are NASA spinoffs.
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GET OUT OF HERE NOW
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nthfunct-deactivated20231201
man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
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Because I'm curious and I really don't have much sense any more of who is here on Tumblr after the various waves of immigration from other sites and people leaving for other places, or who's reading this blog.
I'll let it run for a week, to increase the sample size. One simple question with ranges...
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one of my favorite scenes in all of word of honor is episode 14 at exactly the 2min mark where ye baiyi shows up and is like "you're my idiot students idiot stupid idiocity is generational anyway strip my Immortal Daddy sense tells me you ill as fuck" and zhou zishu is like "you want me to STRIP in the middle of the HOTEL LOBBY???" and YBY is like, "god millennials these days" and then they fight and YBY rips a piece of ZZS's undershirt off and the camera pans to it gently fluttering in the wind like it's the last love letter of a jane austen char got from their beloved with news they died in the war as they gaze over the cliffside over the stormy ocean and then BAM Wen KeXing shows up like a jerry springer guest from the side door and is like "UNHAND MY BELOVED THE REASON MY HEART BEATS EACH MORNING WHEN THE SUN RISES" and catches ZZS by his tiny waist to dramatic spin for extra fruit flavor and YBY is like "who the fuck invited this twink?" and then they fight and it explodes a river and shit and ZZS is like "omg you're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood!!" and YBY is like "I'm literally to Daddy to be dealing with this shit just strip so I can diagnose your martial arts cancer" and WKX is like "MY BABY HAS CANCER???" and tries to strip ZZS himself and ZZS is like "what in the fucking 90s shojo manga by Yu Watase Fushigi Yugi shit is this we're in a CLAMP manga stop pulling at my clothes!!!!" and then just to be extra dramatic and Gay (tm) ZZS rips open his own shirt to reveal *gasp* three nipples nails of martial arts cancer and YBY is just like "damn bae you fucked" and WKX has a complete Gay Breakdown
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very exciting event : horror week on mycoblogg !!
hello fungi fans :-D today i am announcing a little event i am doing here for the week leading up to halloween / oct 31st.
for that week, every FOTD will be a bit more scary than usual !! it will feature dangerous fungi, gross-looking mushrooms & other halloween-themed darlings :-)
until then, stay tuned<3
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Anonymous asked:
Hello lovely! I hope your weekend is starting out well.
You are the most active Avatar blog I follow, so I thought maybe you could help me out. (Or maybe you wrote this one yourself?)
I remember reading a long fic where Zuko something-something-something and apprentices with a seamstress in the Earth Kingdom. And then later makes robes for Sokka that have frogs on the hems, because he's under the mistaken impression that frogs are culturally important to the people of the Southern Water Tribe. (Whereas in fact, the only time they encountered frogs was when frozen ones were stuffed in their mouths to make them feel better.)
I don't remember anything else. Just that one bizarre thing.
Hello! This isn't one of mine and it isn't ringing any bells. Anyone recognize it? Tagging in @bisexuallsokka in case her magic can strike again!
I found it, @erisenyo! @lizardlicks' thought that it was a genderswap really narrowed it down. Here's a quote about the frogs (heh):
“Wow…frogs. I was not expecting that.” Oh shit. “S-Sokka, I can take it back. I can re-make it. I’m so sorry—” “What no!” he says pulling the tunic close to his chest. “No way, no take-backsies. I’m just surprised you put frogs. It’s really amazing and so detailed. They look really familiar…” “Wait…I thought frogs were super important for your people.” Zuko says slowly. Did she misheard the Avatar? To be fair she was trying to escape a high security stronghold. Oh Agni, she hopes they don’t mean something terrible. What a great time for a cultural misunderstanding. But Sokka only laughs, “Where did you hear that from?”
by Chemarta (E, zukka, 137k, always-a-girl zuko)
Summary: Princess Zuko is nothing like the princesses from Gran Gran's Spirit Tales. She's loud, angry, bald, and kicks serious ass. ...and Sokka kinda likes it.
... and here's another little gem:
The girl smiles, “That sounds nice. I think I’d want to marry someone who’s really nice, likes turtleducks, can spar with me, hmmm what else…? Oh he should be funny and…” Lu Ten breaks free from his Uncle’s hold and interrupts, “And he needs to be a boomerang master! A master strategist! Be good at poetry! Have a space sword! Taller than you by a lot! And—and be friends with a flying lemur and a saber-tooth lion moose!” Ursa and Iroh laugh, while Zuko frowns. “Lu Ten, that’s impossible.” She pouts. “That’s an imaginary guy.”
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
Good news.
There is one.
Inspired by Letters From Watson and Letters From Bunny, which send their subscribers the Holmes and Raffles stories, respectively, please welcome Letters Regarding Jeeves, which will send you all the public domain Jeeves stories starting February 14th, 2024 - the anniversary of P. G. Wodehouse's death. And you can officially subscribe now!
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Astronomy cake. 😍
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A slime mold I saw while I was hiking.
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Every dirty metaller needs a devoted introvert to take them home to the cloud recesses and take care of them 🖤