what’s up gamers read this comic from the official anthology I put the whole thing here on imgur I’m literally going insane I love phantom 

also commission @queenofnohr for any shit you want translated cuz they WILL put in the intertextual research to deliver every nuance right to your doorstep

Terra is bleak and all but sometimes you have people like Utage who are just having a fuckin’ blast like

Utage: “Awww man I’m going to get sent to this BORING and STUFFY institute for oripathy patients or something… That’s LAME.”

Mamatage: “Utage, my baby, I’m worried you might get bullied at Rhodes Island! So I’m giving you the Shishio Blade, our family heirloom, so people think twice before picking on you!”

Utage: “Holy slugs, sweet, I got Mom’s cool sword! Maybe this won’t be so bad after a–”

Human Resources Director: “Hey, that’s a sweet sword you got there! Doctor, check out this girl’s sweet sword!”

Doctor: “Now, I’ve seen some sweet swords in my time, and that? That’s definitely up there in the saccharine blade scale. Wanna use that on real people and get paid for it?”

Utage:

Utage: “DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS? I’m in, mysterious hooded personage of intrigue!”

Doctor: “Dope, meet your fellow squadmates!”

Hellagur: *doing sick odachi iai*

Schwarz: *running up walls and landing midair bullseyes*

Hoshiguma, Specter and Blaze: *having an intense 3-way saw showdown as warm-up, sparks flying everywhere*

Ptilopsis: *torrenting Minecraft skins*

Utage: “I’m so glad I contracted a deadly disease!”

predicted meme for later in the year: everybody saying “shit now I can do X because I’m vaccinated” when X is something entirely unrelated to the coronavirus

first meme wave: X is a completely outlandish or impossible thing. Like “shit now I can shapeshift again because I am vaccinated”

second meme wave: X is a completely mundane thing. Like “shit now I can put milk in my cereal again because I am vaccinated”

tortured by the knowledge that mozart was a catboy

OH NO

CATBOY MOZART CATBOY MOZART-

restrained rage moodboard

hi what does this mean

the absolute genius of fgo being like ‘salieri is in love with mozart but the rumors twisted him into something that exists only to kill mozart’ and you’re like oh so its like a tragically doomed thing? our homosexual man is tragic and doomed? and then they follow up with 'nah mozart’s into it they’re going steady’

My piece for Fate/Remix, an idol themed fgo fanzine! If you want, you can check out @zundamochizines on twitter to see the other artists and support the zine!

today i am thinking about what we leave behind. in the store, on all of the bath mats, someone has drawn a heart or left a handprint. in the pen aisle, each page of the test paper is covered in names and little drawings and fuck covid and over and over again - hello hello hello hi hello. on the street i live, three houses have perfect hopscotch lanes carefully transcribed with rules and everything - jump here! now do a spin! graffiti of a deer on the side of a building, names scrawled into setting concrete. initials carved into park bench seats. In the bathroom, in silver sharpie - i hope you’re okay out there. i love you, you’re beautiful, keep trying. geocached tubes of trinkets, jackets left out in case somebody needs it. a note on my windshield - closed your door it was a little open have a great day and stay safe! my friends and i, fully grown adults, build a sandcastle on the edge of the ocean. 

inside of returned schoolbooks. inside of little secret pockets. hi hello hello hello. what a beautiful calling. you and i are in different times, and will never meet, but here is the greeting i’d owe you. if you never get to see this person, what do you say? hello! i love you. be good out there. be safe.

I’m so tired ...

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

Here’s the original in much higher quality

when we have to be stuck in quarantine for another three months because people has to go protest for their right to die in mcdonalds

imagine seeing this post a year ago

American Poetry - Brendon Burton