hallo, i’m remaking my blob right now. i've decided to make it much more lowkey and will probably be following very few people because i’d like to keep it more plot based and such and i’m little disorganized at the moment. if we have an thread or plot here at the moment then we can definitely continue that over as well!
that being said, if mutuals here are interested in writing with me over there, please feel free to let me know (you can like this post ofc). if not, that’s ok too and i’ll post my blog link either way - it’ll be the same url. ta ta for now!
ellie: hi :))) me, sweating snervously: i am calling the police i will mcfreakin lose it
IT’S NINE O ’ CLOCK PM. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE ? indie sci - fi original character. written by minnie.
i might maybe go on hiatus again? i’m thinking i might want to remake my blog soon and probably try to reduce my current following to a smaller number so i feel better. anyways!
special agent dale cooper meme
- “Coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.”
- “How’s _____?”
- “I need to brush my teeth.”
- “Black as midnight on a moonless night.”
- “I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”
- “Secrets are dangerous things.”
- “There’s nothing quite like urinating in the open air.”
- “Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.”
- “They’ve got a cherry pie there that’ll kill you.”
- “I only have time for coffee.”
- “I never liked the name _____. Always wish I had been born an Apache and named Ten Sticks. Why, I do not know.”
- “Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.”
- “I’m holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.”
- “I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people.”
- “Surprisingly, I met three people on the dance floor who were also Eagle Scouts. One of them still seemed particularly interested in the tying and use of knots.”
- “I am honoured beyond my ability to express myself.”
- “Give me a doughnut.”
- “What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?”
- “Are you still seeing this… Dick?”
- “The feel of leather against skin is a surprisingly sensual experience.”
- “File it under ‘F,’ for ‘forget it.’”
- “Surefire cure for a hangover. You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads sautéed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally, some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here’s where it gets tricky. You’re going to need some anchovies. You take…”
- *thumbs up*
- “I’m talking about seeing beyond fear. About looking at the world with love.”
- “I could bury you in a building so deep in Washington, you’d never see the sun.”
- “I work for you now. You say drink coffee, I’ll drink coffee.”
- “I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.”
- “Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”
- “Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats.”
- “You know why I’m whittling?”
- “Is that bag smiling?”
- “Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object in inquiry we must always pay strict attention.”
- “Never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.”
- “Without a doubt, I am a-okay.”
- “All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be.”
- “Urination lasted a full two minutes. Can safely say that they were the two most satisfying minutes I have ever spent in my short life.”
- “Find the attraction of academics pales in comparison to sex, particularly when one is not getting any.”
- “You know, this is—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee.”
- “I would highly recommend it as a substitute for sex.”
- “I believe for the first time in my life I know what love is, because I have lost it.”
- “_____, you’re alright.”
- “Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis.”
- “I became a public health threat at about the forty-four-hour mark of sleep deprivation.”
- “Could you call a doctor?”
- “This must be where pies go when they die.”
- “My symptoms suggest the onset of malaria, but I’ve never felt better in my life.”
- “Now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call ‘magic.’”
- “It’s not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.”
- “Well, I’m sure he meant to do that.”
- “You’re making a joke.”
i guess my neck hurts and that's really my only excuse for not being here today or ever :)
special agent dale cooper meme
- “Coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.”
- “How’s _____?”
- “I need to brush my teeth.”
- “Black as midnight on a moonless night.”
- “I have no idea where this will lead us. But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”
- “Secrets are dangerous things.”
- “There’s nothing quite like urinating in the open air.”
- “Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.”
- “They’ve got a cherry pie there that’ll kill you.”
- “I only have time for coffee.”
- “I never liked the name _____. Always wish I had been born an Apache and named Ten Sticks. Why, I do not know.”
- “Now I’m going to go down and get us two malts and some fries downstairs. Then I want you to tell me all your troubles.”
- “I’m holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies.”
- “I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people.”
- “Surprisingly, I met three people on the dance floor who were also Eagle Scouts. One of them still seemed particularly interested in the tying and use of knots.”
- “I am honoured beyond my ability to express myself.”
- “Give me a doughnut.”
- “What kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here?”
- “Are you still seeing this… Dick?”
- “The feel of leather against skin is a surprisingly sensual experience.”
- “File it under ‘F,’ for ‘forget it.’”
- “Surefire cure for a hangover. You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads sautéed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally, some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here’s where it gets tricky. You’re going to need some anchovies. You take…”
- *thumbs up*
- “I’m talking about seeing beyond fear. About looking at the world with love.”
- “I could bury you in a building so deep in Washington, you’d never see the sun.”
- “I work for you now. You say drink coffee, I’ll drink coffee.”
- “I believe I was visited by a giant last night. Twice.”
- “Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”
- “Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats.”
- “You know why I’m whittling?”
- “Is that bag smiling?”
- “Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object in inquiry we must always pay strict attention.”
- “Never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.”
- “Without a doubt, I am a-okay.”
- “All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be.”
- “Urination lasted a full two minutes. Can safely say that they were the two most satisfying minutes I have ever spent in my short life.”
- “Find the attraction of academics pales in comparison to sex, particularly when one is not getting any.”
- “You know, this is—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee.”
- “I would highly recommend it as a substitute for sex.”
- “I believe for the first time in my life I know what love is, because I have lost it.”
- “_____, you’re alright.”
- “Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis.”
- “I became a public health threat at about the forty-four-hour mark of sleep deprivation.”
- “Could you call a doctor?”
- “This must be where pies go when they die.”
- “My symptoms suggest the onset of malaria, but I’ve never felt better in my life.”
- “Now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call ‘magic.’”
- “It’s not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.”
- “Well, I’m sure he meant to do that.”
- “You’re making a joke.”