sleeping in the flowers

frog chair

Okay I- 😭

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

HEY THERE LONELY DRIVER IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead

as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

as another autistic jew, passover is objectively the worst holiday because i can’t eat any of my normal foods and that’s horrible

As a 3rd autistic jew, I agree with both, but *Also* passover is the best holiday because as long as I can reapply a special interest to the pesach story I can talk about it whenever

But its the Worst holiday because there is mandatory cleaning with a deadline before

As a 4th autistic jew I think there are merits to many of these points but wanted to bring up that the food is basically the same every year, which is really nice and predictable

But passover also sucks because you’re expected to read with people watching you

4 Jews, 6 opinions. You did it, y’all! You brought that old Jewish joke to life! <3

strahd: >:(

Dragon Brush Rest // Ceramicorn

Shoutout to the dad at the 6pm showing of Purple Noon holding up a picture of David Lynch on his phone to his 8-year old soon and going, “That’s David Lynch. You remember David Lynch, right?”

Esteban Maroto

this is kind of changing my life as we speak

Dhampir hunter — your mother was human, but your father was a vampire, and you’re betraying his ancient blood. Your human self is your weaker self. Humans are nothing more than livestock.

VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST (2000) dir. Yoshiaki Kawajiri

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

2023 -> 2024

dude look at this real estate photo

real estate agent: white appliances tend to make a property look dated and lower its value

owner: dw I have an idea

i still havent actually listened to TMA