Bad Decisions [WoLchefant Alt Timeline]

This started out as a silly brainworm and became a whole THING:

(WoLchefant timeline) Haurchefant clocking Emet-Selch as one heartbroken sad man to another, and Emet HATING being perceived. that's it that's the relationship.

(also Emet refusing to acknowledge how familiar his soul feels, and Haurchefant not understanding WHY Emet feels familiar and like someone he wants to save)

Haurchefant: I WILL stop you, but I refuse to hate you. Emet: [grinding teeth, increasingly perplexed and annoyed]

(hello, have more WoLchefant Alt Timeline content. I wrote a fic!)

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

The punchline of this comic is that no meal is ever restful in ffxiv (funny, right??). In From The Cold rattled me, and I won't stop thinking about it for awhile, even if the game itself moved on at lightning speed.

Anyway, it's nothing a brisk walk and hunting some monsters won't fix I'm sure.

[ Orange ] Something for Valentine’s and Lantern Festival/Chap Goh Mei with my Azem and Emet :)