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National Anthem

@pasturelamb / pasturelamb.tumblr.com

Alex. They/Them. I mostly post about None Shall Sleep (Ellie Marney), NBC Hannibal, and Silence of The Lambs. My AO3 has the same username! Please ask me about my fics! I love to talk about them!
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: None Shall Sleep - Ellie Marney Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kristin Gutmunsson/Emma Lewis (None Shall Sleep) Characters: Emma Lewis (None Shall Sleep), Kristin Gutmunsson (None Shall Sleep) Additional Tags: Menstruation, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff, written for spring flufftober, no beta we die like agent cooper Summary:

Emma has a really rough period, and Kristin takes care of her.

Written for the @flufftober spring event day 4 prompt “Let me take care of you”

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heystephen

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

post canceled i missed the fucking boat. it left without me

no it’s true. washington just has a blue filter over it irl

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maemaybe

Yeah it's either blue or grey all the fucking time. Also, missing that god damn boat is so fucking real. Fuck.

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I just wanted to apologize to everyone, you know, if it seems like I’ve been a little snippier or combative or generally tightly wound for this last week or so. You see I gave up torture for lent

This is the basement guy’s favorite 40 days of the year

The forty days immediately after that, less so. Less favorable

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dumbleb33

Now I'm thinking about all the ways that Simon would tease Emma and Travis about their relationship. Mostly he would tease Travis for being absolutely whipped. At one point Simon makes a comment along the lines of "Mr. Bell, you let Emma lead you everywhere. I can't help but wonder if she's the man in the bedroom as well." and Travis is too flustered to even defend himself.

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Lollllll Travis would have nothing to say but you know Emma would come in sharp as a whip with some snarky comment about how she’d be the man in the bedroom if it were Simon instead and Simon becomes just as flabbergasted and speechless as Travis

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pasturelamb

She would! I can honestly imagine her bringing Kristin into this also.

Simon: Emma, you think you could boss me around in the bedroom? I doubt that you have the personality for that.

Emma: Doubting my qualifications? Just ask your sister.

Simon: WHAT?

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pasturelamb

Just overheard my mom say the phrase “there’s gonna be little critters” and that word has been ruined for me now lol every time I hear it all I can think of is Simon

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Honestly same. Really makes me wonder how Simon would feel if he heard us call him an odd little critter.

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dumbleb33

Help he would hate it so much 😭 I wish he was real just so I could call him a critter over and over until his head exploded

He WOULD hate it he would be like "How DARE you I am SPECIAL and UNIQUE and GOD'S MOST PERFECT KILLING MACHINE you will RESPECT and FEAR me."

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every once in a while, I get a post idea that won't shut up but also I don't feel like putting the full effort into

anyway, for the last 3 days I just keep thinking about that scene in Mean Girls and editing the dialogue to be

"stop trying to make enjoying something in fiction means condoning it in real life happen!"

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adhdzagreus

I got u this

everyone say thank you to@adhdzagreus for the screenshot I was too lazy to make myself ❤️

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Just overheard my mom say the phrase “there’s gonna be little critters” and that word has been ruined for me now lol every time I hear it all I can think of is Simon

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Honestly same. Really makes me wonder how Simon would feel if he heard us call him an odd little critter.

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