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@xxhemoroxx

knb headcanons and incorrect quotes || izuki puns too || stan @silentueue
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Hi guys y'all can follow me on my anitwt @dazaispells 🥰

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Fights + KNB Characters

Aomine: He'll punch you in the face and the next time you would wake up would be either the next day or the next week, so tread carefully.
Midorima: He won't fight you physically. He'll throw you with some Oha Asa predictions and everything, and eventually, you'd give up. Because: "According to Oha Asa..."
Akashi: You're asking for a literal death wish. You'll never see the light of day, so I highly suggest don't.
Kise: He'll prolly get fired up at the start but a little slap would definitely bring him to tears. Because he's like that. He'll definitely bawl his eyes out.
Murasakibara: He will honestly not fight back, because he doesn't really care, but if you grab his food away, he'd definitely fight you. Again, tread carefully.
Kuroko: Dude. You can't fight him. The eyes, the face...but then again, if you do, prepare yourself. He never lost a fight, and when he loses occasionally, he'll pay you back passionately.
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silentueue

7 Demon Brothers + P!ATD songs

Lucifer: Emperors New Clothes
Mammon: Golden Days
Leviathan: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Satan: Crazy = Genius
Asmodeus: Girls/ Girls/ Boys
Beelzebub: Memories
Belphegor: Lying is the Most Fun...
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flowerehab

REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

REBLOG

REBLOGGING this again bc FANFICTION! ISN’T! GENDERED!

I CLICKED REBLOG I INSTANT I READ THE TITLE

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leesacrakon

WELL DUUUUUHHHH

Of course!! I’d love to meet (and/or date ❤️) a guy who appreciates fanfiction!!!

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silentueue

7 Demon Brothers (Obey Me!) + Music

Luci: pretends to like classical music but is SERIOUSLY. EMO. AS. HECK.
Mammon: rap music, especially about money
Leviathan: vocaloid and anime OST, and game soundtracks

Satan: Disney OST and broadway [bc he's a geek in that way]

Asmo: wide range! from ballad to pop to love to kpop!!

Beel: workout music

Belphie: nocturnes and lullaby tunes

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silentueue

Do you think Midorima studied the physics (projectile motion) for his plays?

@xxhemoroxx: why would he need that when he has oha asa?

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xxhemoroxx

He sold his soul to the devil; he doesn't need that

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Midorima: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Takao.
Midorima:
Midorima: Takao put your hand down.
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xxhemoroxx

I feel bad for Takao for some reason HAHAHAHA

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Kise: Aominecchi, it’s rare to see you around here. Aomine: Kise? Kise: Are you training for Winter Cup? Aomine: I’m just killing some time. Like I’d ever be serious about practicing. Kise: Free time, hm… Then, while you’re slacking off, I’ll become stronger to the point where you can’t even catch up to me. Aomine: Whatever. Well, I guess I’ll take a ride on this. Kise: A fitness bike? Maybe I’ll do that too. Ah, how about we have a contest to see who can stay on the longest? Aomine: No. (gets on bike) —Ah? Kise: You broke it! Aomine: Hah? Don’t mess with me, I only touched it! Kise: Ah-ah~ It’s totally broken. This might become a subject of debate. Machines like these are worth several ten thousands, I’ve even seen some that are two million! Aomine: I can’t pay for that! Kise: I’m troubled over here too. Aomine: Now it’s come to this, I guess there’s no other way… Kise, it’s your turn to shine. Kise: I don’t have money. Aomine: Use your copying ability and call the front desk. Kise: What do you mean? Aomine: Copy Midorima’s voice and say, “I broke it.” Kise: Wow, you’re terrible! I can’t copy like that! Aomine: You won’t know if you don’t try. Try impersonating him right now. Kise: Midorimacchi? Copying isn’t this kind of mimicry… But I’ll try. “I am Midorima Shintarou.” Kinda like this? Aomine: Oh, continue. Kise: “Today’s lucky item was a fitness bike, but I broke it.” Aomine: You’re getting into it. Kise: How was it? Was my copy of Midorima good? Aomine: It’s nothing like him. Kise: Hey, that’s not flattering at all! Midorima: Did you say something about me, Kise? Aomine: Oh! Kise: Midorimacchi! Why are you here? Midorima: There’s no question about it, I’m here to do some training. You two are here to train as well, no? Kise: That’s right, we were training! Alright, starting to pedal, one-two, one-two! Midorima: Anyway, Aomine. Aomine: Nn, what? Midorima: I would suggest you not to use that bike. Use this one over here. Aomine: Huh? Why? I like this bike. Midorima: But that machine… the handle is supposed to be broken. Aomine: The handle— why do you know that? Midorima: I tried to use that bike earlier, but the handle was broken. Aomine: Hah? It was broken… Midorima: I’ve already let the people know. They should be repairing it soon. Aomine: I see… I get it. Kise: No wonder… Aomine: You should have just said you didn’t break it. Kise: As expected of Midorimacchi, you’re so smart! Midorima: Don’t mess around, why would I tell them that I broke it? It was already broken by the time I used it. Aomine: We’ll leave it at that. Midorima: I told you, I didn’t break it!

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Special Drama #7: Nigou is lost in the school and Hyuuga, Izuki, Kiyoshi, and Kuroko set out at night to find him. I love this part because of Hyuuga and Izuki freaking out wwww. ——— Izuki: The library… I guess this is the last place. Kiyoshi: Nigou! Come out! Kuroko: Nigou! Hyuuga: Y-you guys, let’s just turn on the lights. Izuki: The library is creepy at night… Hyuuga: This again? Izuki: In the library at night… although the building is deserted… Rustle. Rustle, rustle… You can hear someone flipping through the pages of a book. Hyuuga: Stop telling these stupid stories and search for Nigou! Izuki: And all of a sudden, something swoops down from the ceiling—! H&I: AHHHHHH! Hyuuga: Something fell! From the ceiling! Something fell from the ceiling!! A-AHHHH! I-It’s grabbing me—! It’s got me, Izuki!! IZUKIIIII!! Izuki: A-ah!! Hyuuga: Let go of me! Get off! I’m— I’m too young to die! I have to take our team to the Winter Cup and make us number one in Japan! Izuki: C-c-calm down, Hyuuga! I-I’m gonna turn on the lights now! Hyuuga: Eh? Izuki: Eh? Kiyoshi: Hey! Hyuuga: K-Kiyoshi!? What the hell are you doing!? Why were you up there!? Kiyoshi: I thought Nigou might have been on top of the bookcases. Hyuuga: As if he would be!! And why did you grab on to me like that!? What were you intending to do!? Kiyoshi: I lost my balance when I jumped down… Sorry. Hyuuga: “Sorry,” my ass! Izuki: I almost had a heart attack… Kuroko: He’s not here, either. Let’s try somewhere else. H&I: AHHHHHH! Kiyoshi: Oh! Hyuuga: Kuroko… Izuki: Why do you always have to sneak up on us!? Kuroko: I’m sorry. Kiyoshi: Even I was a little surprised just now…

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GoM + Ghosts
You made a scientific discovery that proves that ghosts are real.

Their reactions:

Akashi: i know. i am not scared of them because they're scared of me.
*ghost appears*
Akashi:
*ghost disappears*
Aomine: nah you just fuckin' with me and i ain't scared shit, bruh
*ghost appears*
Aomine: oH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER LEAVE SJWBHAJAJAIJABW SOMEONE SAVE ME! TETSU!
Kise: hUUUH?! REALLY????? OH MY GODDDD NO!
*ghost appears*
Kise: *faints*
Midorima: are you okay, nanodayo? such proof is impossible to attain—
*ghost appears*
Midorima: *turns as white as paper* should've...bought...a bigger...lucky item...
Murasakibara: ? Mmm. Do they eat food? They might steal my maibous.
*ghost appears*
Murasakibara: *pouts* don't get my food, ghost! this is mine only! muro-chin, aka-chin, the ghost would eat my food!
Kuroko:...i feel like a ghost 364 days a year
*ghost appears*
Kuroko: ohayo gozaimasu. i am kuroko.
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silentueue

Hello! Can I request something? If it’s not okay it’s still okay buuuut Generation of Miracles + Kagami & Takao as superheroes! Like, which power or ability would they have or like. Anything’s fine. Thank you!!

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Sure :) Hopefully this satisfies you though. I had to search for some ideas and try to match them.

gom, kagami and takao + super powers

Akashi: mind control or x-ray vision
Midorima: deflection or laser vision
Aomine: super speed or invulnerability
Murasakibara: super strength or gigantism
Kise: shape shifting or adoptive muscle memory
Kuroko: invisibility or regeneration
Kagami: fire and ice or high jumping
Takao: super senses or environmental adaptation
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xxhemoroxx

Takao is a chameleon then HAHAHAH

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GoM + Jail

Akashi: the silent one. submits himself willingly and enters the cell without hesitation. but then the next day, he is gone without a trace.
Aomine: the fighter. will fight all police just to not enter jail. fights all the thugs in jail and win. will cry at night for his mom though.
Kise: uWAAAAA !! ^~~~~^ MOMMY !!! is the noisy jailbird. cries loudly everyday. jailers pick on him everyday, but kise doesn't care. misses his eyeliner a lot.
Midorima: "this is not happening, this is not happening". the not-accepting-fault man. will willingly enter the cell if the jail provides his lucky item everyday. blames size of his lucky item because he went to jail/blames takao for giving it late.
Murasakibara: the not-give-a-fuck man. submits himself to the police. no one makes fun of him in jail because of his height. is happy because of the unli-food service.
Kuroko: nobody notices that he exists, so no one picks on him. vanishes like akashi too.
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Reblog if you love the KNB fandom!

& Reblog with your favorite character!

- Teppei Kiyoshi!

Hanamiya Makoto and Akashi Seijuuro (they both hold the same place in my heart xD)

Midorima Shintarō 💚

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xxhemoroxx

Shintaro, Tatsuya, and Kazunari !!

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oha--asa

September 3, 2019

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  1. Cancer  Encyclopedia  White
  2. Pisces  Suitcase  Light blue
  3. Scorpio  Tea set  Yellow
  4. Capricorn  Translation software  Orange
  5. Virgo  Bagel  Pink
  6. Taurus  Movies  Navy
  7. Aquarius  Novella  Beige
  8. Gemini  Microwave oven  Grey
  9. Libra  Background music  Blue
  10. Aries  Rice crackers  Gold
  11. Leo  Bowling  Red
  12. Sagittarius  Apple pie  Black
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xxhemoroxx

Midorima's lucky day !!

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