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I get too emotionally attached to fictional characters
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Bend and Break || Homelander

-PART NINE-

Warnings: Gore, violence, course language, angst.

Summary: People can only bend their morals so far before they break. Homelander is the world’s greatest superhero, and you, a tech analyst, somehow become entangled in his world when he learns that you provide intel to The Boys. He makes it his personal mission to find out exactly what you know, but he never expected such resistance from someone as damaged as you. But broken things can be mended, sometimes in the most unexpected ways possible.

Author’s Note: As a bit of a disclaimer, I have only seen snippets of The Boys. I haven’t actually watched all of it, so forgive me if there are some details that are wrong, as well as the many spelling errors that will undoubtedly be in this series. There is a tag list open for those who wish to be added. I apologise for the long chapters. Gif by @theseymourbirkhoff​​

After being in the hospital for three weeks, you were finally allowed to return home.

Max was beyond excited. He had stopped by every chance he got, bringing you small meaningful gifts like a plush brown teddy bear, holding a red heart in its paws that read ‘get well soon’. Michael had stopped by as well, wanting nothing more than to bring you back to your apartment so he could keep a close eye on you. To your surprise, even Laura came to visit, bringing a large bouquet with the hopes that you would have some sort of reaction to the assortment of flowers. You just laughed dismissively at her bitterness, but felt slightly better when Noir took the bouquet and carelessly tossed them into the bin in the corner of the room with an annoyed huff.

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kilibaggins

Anyone who is pro-snape or is okay with people who are pro-snape following them, please reblog this post. I need to follow some new harry potter blogs because I have to unfollow a few people I follow because they don't want pro-snape people following them, and I want to respect that.

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Kinktober Day 22 - Power Play (Homelander)

Summary: A cleaning lady at Vought, you strike up a friendship with Homelander but that’s not what was on his mind.

Warnings: Dub-con/non-con, murder, obsessive behaviour

(Possible proof reading errors)

*Please do not replicate my work anywhere else without my express permission*

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You never expected the great Homelander to speak to you. Why would you? You were just the cleaning lady.

You swept the Seven’s grand office mainly, polishing everything from the ostentatious table to all the monitors showcasing the world outside. It paid very well.

You understood why when you’d catch Translucent hovering near you, when you could feel his breath on your neck and sometimes you’d catch a splattered stain suddenly appearing from nowhere on the floor right next to you. He was a fucking pervert.

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CHAPTER 4: Critical Darling

Ship: Homelander/Dreamweaver(OC)

Warnings: I don’t really think any apply, it gets fairly emotional this chapter, and Homelander gets a bit yandere, since most of the perspective of this chapter focuses on his thoughts and feelings.

He inhales deeply, composing himself as he stands outside her door. He’s spent the past few days avoiding her, avoiding the discussion that is sure to follow their last encounter. Even now he’s unsure if he’s willing to follow through. He bites the inside of his cheek nervously, using his x-ray vision to peek into her suite.

She’s sitting on her couch, a colorful box of various...somethings strewn out across the glass coffee table. There’s a soft smile on her face, and his breath hitches ever so slightly; he’s almost jealous.

When was the last time he smiled so easily?

Unlike the other heroes, Homelander has no life whatsoever outside of Vought. The curiosity and envy he feels over...whatever is making her smile outweighs any trepidation he had felt about seeing her again.

Darcy startles at the weighty knock on her door, getting up to answer it with a confused furrow to her brow. She looks out the peephole, and her heart thuds. She hadn’t even seen Homelander since their incident in the closet; she certainly wasn’t expecting him to turn up at her private suite. She’s not sure if she wants to deal with him right now, and briefly considers pretending she’s not home.

“You know I have x-ray vision right? I can see you,” he says through the door.

She sighs, and opens up. He tenses at the look on her face, her nervous confusion a far cry from that pretty smile she wore only a minute ago. He knows he’s far from her favorite person, but seeing her expression change so quickly when she saw him was...disheartening. “Can I come in?” He asks, as though his throat is suddenly very dry.

She stares at him for a moment, trying to decide whether or not it’s a good idea to let him in. She decides that whether it’s smart or not is irrelevant, figuring that he’d be insufferable later if she turns him away now...she doesn’t need the headache.

She steps aside, allowing him to walk into her suite. He pretends to look around for a bit, but quickly makes his way to the coffee table, fingers tracing along the glass as he gets a look at the object of his interest. “What’s all this?”

“Oh.” She walks over to him, packing up the various trinkets into the box. “I’m putting together a care package for my brother.”

“You have a brother?” He tries, and fails, to sound completely casual; instead his voice waivers, giving a hint of awkwardness.

The truth is, being a lab experiment, Homelander doesn’t have any siblings, the closest thing he has being The Seven...and they aren’t exactly...familial.

“Yeah,” she answers cautiously. “He’s twelve, been living with our grandparents for a couple of years now,” she smiles fondly, pulling up a selfie of the two of them on her phone to show him. “We were really close before I came to Vought, so every month I like to put together a box of cool stuff I find in the city, so he doesn’t miss me too much.”

Homelander puts on a smile, but it doesn’t quite reach his eyes; jealousy building up again at the sight of the happy siblings. “Looks like a pretty happy kid.”

Yeah,” she sighs, pressing her lips together like she was going to say more, but decided against it. He’s about to push her to finish her sentence when a loud timer goes off in the kitchen.

“Oh!” She steps quickly away from him. “Hey, why don’t you have a seat while I go check on that?”

He does as she asked, sinking down into the plush sofa while she picks up a quick stride to the kitchen. As he watches her, it occurs to him that this is the first time he’s ever seen her outside of her uniform. She looks so comfortable. He swallows awkwardly, unsure of how to feel about the domesticity of the moment.

Whatcha cookin’?” He calls after her, trying to shake off the awkwardness.

Be patient!” She scolds him, an unfamiliar humor to her tone.

He’d been scolded before, of course. Usually he wasn’t a fan, but this felt...different; almost friendly.

He doesn’t have to wait too long, Darcy walking out of the kitchen with a big tray of homemade cookies. His eyes widen as the aroma hits his nose, the scents of brown sugar and chocolate harmonizing beautifully. She sets the tray on the coffee table, having a seat next to him; careful not to touch him, he notices.

“Want one?” She asks, opening up a little paper bag and stuffing a stack of cooled cookies into it.

He doesn’t waste any time, leaning past her to grab one. “Absolutely.”

His eyes practically roll into the back of his head as he sinks his teeth into the oven-fresh cookie, savoring the whole sensation. And there it is, that warm smile of hers, except this time it’s for him. His heart nearly skips a beat as she chuckles softly. “Been a while since you had a homemade cookie?”

He takes a moment to answer, the words caught in his throat. “Yeah, you could say that.” In truth, he had never had a homemade cookie, no home-baked goods, actually. Sure, he could order whatever he wanted from Vought’s private kitchens, but that had nothing on these cookies, made from scratch and prepared with love. There’s that jealousy again.

“I put together this recipe myself, it’s my brother’s favorite,” she beams proudly. “I used to bake them for him all the time when we were kids.”

“Sounds like you’re a really good sister,” he forces out the words.

This is a happy moment, don’t make it bitter

But he can’t shake the bubbling envy inside of him, because the truth is, she didn’t make these cookies for him. He watches her as she carefully places a few sleeves of cookies in the box, prattling on about how well her brother’s doing in school or something, a deep scowl fighting its way into his face. She’s acting so pleasant now, but he knows that in truth, she’d rather he not be here. He had wondered if maybe she was different, but she’s just like everyone else. Too afraid of him to be anything but nice, and too fucking two faced to admit it.

Ya know,” she says, getting his attention. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in plain clothes.”

His brow furrows. “This is the first time I’ve seen you in plain clothes,” he crosses his arms, plastering on a petulant grin. “Great fashion sense, by the way.”

“These are my pajamas,” she defends herself. “You know, comfortable clothes for sleeping in? You do sleep don’t you?”

He finds himself fixating on the way her nose crinkles up when she’s frustrated, it’s much cuter now than out in the field. He scoffs, playing at offense, relaxing back into the couch. “Of course I sleep, what kind of stupid question is that?”

She’d be offended if she didn’t catch the grin threatening to turn up the corners of his mouth. “Okay Ass, what I mean is that everyone else in The Seven has plain clothes paparazzi leaks; you’re the big guy, and I’ve never seen you out of that suit.”

“Do you want me to take it off?” He teases, eyebrow raised suggestively.

She laughs, shaking her head. “Okay fine, dodge the question.”

He shrugs theatrically. “Your loss.”

“I think I’ll survive.” She turns back to finish up packing the care package.

He can’t help but drop his grin, mood souring as her focus leaves him. Can’t she finish that up after he leaves? It’s polite to pay attention to guests, right? Never mind the fact that he came uninvited.

“To be honest,” she turns to look at him, sealing the box. “I was fucking terrified when I saw you at the door.”

He slaps on a fake smile, barely concealing his thoughts. “Is that so?

She sits back into her corner of the couch, pulling her legs up onto the cushion. “Are you surprised? You tried to fucking kill me the last time I saw you.”

He lets out a dry chuckle, grabbing another cookie before settling back into the couch. “Well…if I had really wanted to kill you, you’d be dead,” he argues, almost playfully, almost a threat; glad for the attention to be back on him.

She scoffs, shaking her head with an exasperated smile. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.” She stretches a bit, the bruises he gave her still evident on her pale skin. He feels a pang of guilt...and something else. “Anyway, I was trying to say that it’s...kind of nice having you here.”

His eyes widen, he had not expected that. It doesn’t follow the script, not part of the narrative that seems to guide his life.

“Kind of fucked up, isn’t it?” She says with a tired grin. “Maybe I’m just lonely...it’s just...nice, to have someone to sit and talk to for a change.”

“Well that’s a little pathetic,” he says in his usual snarky tone. “When you put it that way.”

She launches her throw pillow at him, knocking the cookie out of his hand mid-bite. “You ass!

“Hey, I’m not the one enjoying a night in with the guy who tried to kill me,” he grins, showing a bit too much tooth. “You have to have other options.”

You don’t,’ she can’t help but think, eyes going a bit sad. It doesn’t go unnoticed, and he pokes his tongue into his cheek uncomfortably. Pity, is not a thing he’s used to getting. It doesn’t feel good.

Hey…” she starts, awkwardness palpable. “You knocked on my door didn’t you?”

“You’re right,” he pushes through gritted teeth.

She scoots a little closer to him on the couch, her pulse rising notably. He looks at her, confused furrow to his brow, just in time for her to place her hand over his; her breath shuddering as she touches the bare skin.

Don’t,” he whispers, making no attempt to pull away. “I know it hurts you.”

It hurts you every day,” she whispers, closing her eyes as his pain envelopes her. “I’ve never met anyone so alone.”

He can feel her hand trembling against his, and something inside of him stirs. His chest heaves, and he takes her hand in his, running his thumb gently across her knuckles. He opens his mouth to speak, but sighs instead, unable to find the words.

Knowing how you feel...I know I don’t owe you anything...but,” she opens her eyes, red from holding back tears. “I can’t bring myself to let you go.”

“What does that mean?”

I don’t know…

His grip on her hand tightens, hurting her a bit, but he doesn’t seem to notice. “This is crazy,” he whispers, at least half to himself.

“Imagine how I feel,” she says with a melancholic laugh. “It’s not even my pain.”

He smiles, softly, real. “It is now.”

He watches her laugh, whole and genuine.

His.

She doesn’t even know it yet, but he’s already decided that they’re going to be together...no matter what he has to do to make it happen.

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CHAPTER 1: FIC Still to be named

Pairing: Homelander/Dreamweaver(OC)

Warnings: Nothing in particular, mentions of canon-typical violence/abuse; mental health

Click. Clack. Click. Clack.

The sound of Madelyn Stillwell’s expensive heels against the tile floor fills Darcy’s head as she silently follows her new boss; accustomed to stepping so lightly she hardly touches the ground.

“You’re going to love The Seven,” Stillwell says, breaking the silence. “After a period of orientation, I know you’ll fit right in.”

She stares at Stillwell, appraising her with tired eyes. Darcy is well aware that plastic smiles are par for the course in a corporation like this, but the way Stillwell’s smile dies at her eyes does not give her hope for meeting the other heroes.

“I suppose.”

Stillwell stares back at her for a moment, a tick of frustration threatening to bubble up behind her cold eyes. “Well, right this way then.”

As she walks forward, the door slides open of its own accord, and Darcy steps through after her.

Looking around the large conference room, she takes a short breath in as she appraises the other members of The Seven...five of them, she reminds herself, Translucent was reported missing only recently. She wonders idly how long it took them to notice.

“It’s an honor to meet you all,” she says politely. “My name is Darc-“

Dreamweaver,” Stillwell speaks over her. “You can call her Dreamweaver.”

She doesn’t miss the pointed glare Stillwell shoots her; a less than subtle reminder that Vought now owns her entire fucking life. She glares back for just a second before turning back to The Seven, barely managing a polite smile.

“Right, sorry. Still getting used to that.”

Dreamweaver,” Homelander rolls the name around on his tongue as he approaches. “I look forward to working with you.”

He stops in front of her, just a bit too close, putting his hand out for her to shake with that signature poster boy smile plastered across his face.

It’s almost sickening.

She doesn’t take his hand, instead offering him platitudes of her own. “It’s an honor,” she repeats.

His hand still awkwardly outstretched to her, he claps his hands together casually, a flicker of frustration flashing across his deep blue eyes. He looks like he’s about to open his mouth to speak when Stillwell shoots him a pointed glare. The awkwardness in the room is palpable.

It’s Queen Maeve who breaks the silence, leaning in her seat to face Darcy.

“I never saw you in the pageant circuit,” she offers casually. “Parents usually milk that shit for all it’s worth.”

Shrugging uncomfortably, she looks toward Maeve; aware of Homelander pacing beside her. “I honestly didn't know I had powers until recently.”

Homelander’s eyes widen, but it’s A-Train who speaks up first, stepping toward her. “Hold up, you can fucking fly, and it never crossed your mind that you weren’t normal?”

She shifts uncomfortably on her heels. “It...never occurred to me to try,” she offers plainly, a pulse of panic threatening to up her heart rate.

This doesn’t go unnoticed, Homelander side-eyeing her suspiciously.

“The minute my folks figured out I could run, they were all over it,” A-Train asserts. “You can enter people’s damn dreams, and you’re telling me your parents never noticed?”

Her back straightens, and she takes a deep breath. “Look, I don’t want to step on any toes...but I don’t think I’m obligated to tell you my whole life’s story.”

A-Train’s eyebrows pop, looking at her incredulously.

“I’m sorry,” she insists. “I don’t mean to be rude...it’s just not something I’m ready to share, okay?”

He crosses his arms, nodding. “Fair enough.”

Homelander grits his teeth as he watches. ‘No, no it’s not Fair Enough,’ he thinks. He can’t understand it, his powers literally define him, how could she just wake up every day for twenty-odd years believing she was one of the rabble? He refuses to accept it; why would anyone deny their own power?

Stillwell clears her throat, demanding everyone’s attention. “Now that you’re all introduced, it’s time to address the public; we’re on in fifteen.” She taps her watch, before taking quick professional steps through the automatic doorway, Homelander following behind her.

Darcy lets out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding in, watching Homelander disappear down the hall. She had always been suspicious of people who look too put together, but something about the look in The Homelander’s eyes made her wonder exactly what was going on inside his head...it made her wonder if she even wanted to know.

“Hey,” a voice snaps her out of her thoughts.

It’s The Deep; he extends an arm to touch her back, but she quickly steps out of his reach with a sheepish smile.

“It’s nothing personal,” she assures, her voice polite. “I...don’t do...touching.”

He quirks an eyebrow, hands awkwardly in his pockets as he walks beside her. “Is that why you blew off Homelander?”

“I didn’t mean it as an insult.”

“Well he took it as one,” The Deep says, an almost mean smirk on his face. “Trust me, you do not want to start off on the big guy’s bad side.”

Her brow furrows. “I don’t want to get on anyone’s bad side.”

He scoffs. “Yeah, sure, but that guy is nuts-“

The Deep suddenly clams up, his eyes preoccupied with the pattern on his boots. Darcy looks up to see Homelander walking toward them, a carefully curated smile on his face.

The Deep begins to stutter, fearful expression obvious. “Homelander, I didn’t mean-“

“Yeah Buddy,” Homelander says, patting The Deep on the back just a little too hard. “Why don’t you go on ahead.”

“Uh...yeah, um, see you around,” he nods to Darcy, making a hasty retreat.

Darcy watches him walk away, but Homelander quickly blocks her view, leaning casually against the wall in front of her.

“You’re welcome.”

“For what?” She asks, taking an uneasy step away from him.

“The Deep has kind of a…” He trails off, as though he’s searching for the perfect word. “...Colorful history with women. Best you avoid being alone with him.” He stands up Boy Scout Straight, almost as if he’s waiting for her praise.

“Oh, thanks for the heads up.”

His brow furrows almost imperceivably, as though her response wasn’t good enough for him. He shakes his head in disbelief as she walks around him, as if their conversation is over.

“I’m starting to get the feeling you don’t like me,” he says, quickly catching up to her.

“I don’t dislike you.”

He steps in front of her, and she only barely stops quick enough to avoid bumping into him. She looks up at him in frustration as she takes a step back. “What’s your problem?”

My problem?” He scoffs. “I’m not the one with the problem, you, you’re the one who can’t be fucking polite for one god damn second. I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but mysterious ain’t cute sweetheart.”

Her jaw drops, eyes wide open. “Excuse me?

“How the fuck did you not know you had powers?”

She huffs, shaking her head. “This again? I meant what I said when I said I don’t want to talk about it.” She stares him full in the eyes. “Just because you’re the fucking Homelander doesn’t mean you get special treatment.”

He scoffs, arms crossed over his chest. “You wanna run that by me again? I don’t think I heard you quite right.

“Maybe your powers are a fucking blessing for you, but not all of us got to grow up on some idyllic little farm, with a happy little family, in the Great American Countryside; okay?” She spits. “But I wouldn’t expect you to understand that.”

She walks past him, taking care not to touch him. He just stands there in stunned silence, her words hitting him like a slap to the face.

He turns to watch her as she walks away. “You don’t know me as well as you think you do!” He calls after her.

If she heard him, she made no attempt to acknowledge him, quickly disappearing around the corner.

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As she enters the car lot, she’s promptly escorted into one of Vought’s black limousines. She flops down into the leather seat, huffing as she leans her head over the edge.

“Was it The Deep?” Maeve asks, recognizing that look of deep frustration.

Darcy takes a moment to relax before answering, shaking her head. “No, well? I mean, he didn’t get the chance to try anything. Homelander showed up and-“

“Be careful around Homelander,” Maeve insists, fear obvious in her eyes. “Trust me on that one.”

“Huh, you’re the second person within the hour to tell me that.”

That’s because it’s true,” she practically hisses, an almost paranoid look to her. “Look, I don’t want to say too much, but stay away from him if you can help it.”

“Already planned on it,” she replies with a tired grin. “I don’t really...get close to people.”

“You’re better off for it,” Maeve says, leaning back into her seat.

Darcy nods, curling up into her own, and riding out the rest of the way in silence.

Normally, heroes with the power of flight don’t bother with vehicles; however she isn’t entirely certain where she is going, and there is no way in hell she was going to travel alone with Homelander.

The limousine comes to a stop, and soon enough Darcy and Maeve are ushered out of the vehicle. Maeve moves to the stage, but Stillwell holds Darcy back for a bit; having planned for Homelander to deliver an introductory speech before her grand entrance.

This ought to be good.

Homelander’s speech starts out like every other speech of his, self-congratulatory cock-sucking that still somehow comes out making him look modest. Darcy can’t help but roll her eyes. She’s surprised however, when he begins to talk about her. His speech is so heartfelt that if she didn’t know better, she’d think he was genuine.

She, of course, knows better.

She discreetly launches herself into the air, waiting for Homelander’s que, so she can drop in for a dramatic superhero landing.

“...and I, for one, cannot wait to work with her. Now without further delay,” he waves out his hand, signaling for her to land next to him at exactly the perfect time. The crowd goes wild. “Give a warm welcome to Dreamweaver everybody!

She takes the microphone from him carefully, giving a stage-ready smile. She gives a passionate, if scripted, speech, and the audience hangs on every word; crowding each other for a glimpse of the newest hero on the roster. She hides it well, but she can’t help feeling intensely frustrated with them, the fans. They’ve got no idea who their beloved icons are behind closed doors, content to worship them blindly like modern gods. She bets they’d offer up a fucking blood sacrifice if they asked for it.

“...and I am honored to stand with The Seven; to protect our city, as well as our country.”

Homelander leans in with that star-quality grin. “Nice touch there at the end,” he whispers, too close, in her ear. His fingers just barely brush hers as he takes back the microphone.

Just one little touch, even through his gloves, and she’s left frozen. Her heart thuds in her chest, eyes wide as the air leaves her lungs. Just one brief touch, and she got a glimpse of his pain; pain she certainly hadn’t expected from him.

For Darcy Hayes, one little touch from the wrong person is all it takes to send her reeling. It’s her greatest weakness, the double edged sword to her powers. With just a simple touch, she can feel another person's most deep rooted, even subconscious, emotions; the feelings that rule their lives. With so much pain and suffering in the world, even bumping into the wrong person can leave her gasping for breath, running to the bathroom with tears in her eyes as she rides out the pain. She can’t shut it off, so she avoids touch whenever possible. Damage reduction. Vought knows of course, but they are careful with this information. As powerful as The Dreamweaver is, it wouldn’t do to know she could be taken out of commission by an Angsty teenager.

She hadn’t heard Homelander’s closing remarks, only snapped out of her state of panic by the shockwave of him taking off into the sky. She tries to recover herself, quickly stepping in line with the other heroes.

Madelyn Stillwell collects her, practically pushing her into the limousine.

“What the fuck was that?”

She can’t help but fixate on it, on him, and the suffering she felt from that insignificant touch. What had he been through? She wonders; to radiate so much pain?

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you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.

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hawt-me33

Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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my-reylo

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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jupiter235

This gets better every time I see it. 

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

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it-is-bugs

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

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teaganvamp

This just gets better..

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

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hangingfire

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

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marianagmt

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!

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jpnostalgia

When someone in a Fandom is being nitpicking about flaws and plot holes that everybody else decided to ignore 

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Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

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uppityamy

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

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zennistrad

Good god, what year is it?

April

Time is a human construct

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ealeczander

Imagine marrying someone and he asks you to roleplay but his idea of roleplay is teacher-schoolgirl or librarian-client or some other boring shit? Excuse me sir, you’ve married a CERTIFIED fan fiction reader. We ARE recreating an entire Mafia-AU including a kidnapping, an arraigned marriage, fight to the death, enemies to lovers slow burn >200 000 word script, and I need it acted out FLAWLESSLY. You have unleashed a MONSTER, you good sir, and you have no idea what you’re getting into.

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