i'm dying squirtle

@rapidpunches / rapidpunches.tumblr.com

Artist, Aro/Ace, They/Them https://ko-fi.com/rapidpunches
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Come on in, put me on a tab on mute/stopped if you want, not even going to be shy about it but I need numbers for ad rev :')

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froody

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

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trzpiotka

he also ate some kind of stick

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✨Thank you volunteers✨

🌊 Our fin-tastic volunteers at the Monterey Bay Aquarium have been making waves since before our doors even opened in 1984, cumulatively giving over 4.5 million hours of their time! From sea otter rescues to keeping our exhibits sparkling— underwater, no less—they've truly buoyed our spirits and kept us afloat for 40 years. Thank you, volunteers, for your tireless dedication to inspiring conservation of the ocean! 🐠💙🦦🫂

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mossworm

small bird was VERY offended that I picked him up off the sidewalk like a potato chip. don't fall asleep on the sidewalk then

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rapidpunches

GIVEAWAY ALERT!

Typical rules apply: must be comfortable with giving me your address to ship to if you win, North America only (sorry it's because of shipping cost), must be a follower, must like this post. This is not sponsored by or affiliated with tumblr. You got one week from right now 04/20/24 - 04/27/24 GOOD LUCK!

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miiilowo

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

I DO NOT DRAW FOR YOU OR FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY I DRAW TO APPEASE MY AUTISM LEST I GROW TOO RESTLESS AND DIE

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propalitet

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

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indelen

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

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And sometimes I'm a caged rat being electrocuted periodically every time I try to sleep subjected to bright lights and loud noises.

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