blepharitis, wowee!!

With every update Minecraft becomes less lonely, we started on just endless plains of grass with nothing in sight and now there’s life everywhere

The quiet sadness is beginning to fade from this once desolate world. The bees are returning to the forests. You can hear the chirping of parrots in the jungles and the yipper of foxes scurrying through the trees. The villagers have rediscovered agriculture, smithery, and finer arts like brewing and tapestry. Some have even tamed llamas and begun to travel the world.

Once barren depths, the ocean floors are now full of life, from the coral reefs now growing in warm waters to the ships that have floated to surface, all brimming with cheerful dolphins, turtles, and all kinds of fish. Even the zombies seem to have found a home under the sea, where many have taken up fishing as a hobby.

So much beauty is returning to our world.

Because the words spoken so long ago are finally coming true without as they have always been within.

And the universe said I love you.

And the universe said you are love.

And the universe said you are stronger than you know.

And the universe said you will never be alone.

holy shit

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Im trying to figure out what fucking part of the world this persons accent is from that they say certain words (BEEL GATES??) The way they do who IS this???

Vinesauce Joel. He’s from Sweden. He’s famous for those “Windows XP Destruction” videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Alignment Chart: Song People Judge You For Unironically Liking Edition

dumbass bastard at your service

No idea what Smile For Me is or what it's about but this dude?

Delicious.

these always make me lose my mind so have some civilians of Balance memes

this is what i downloaded audacity for

right ear is my terrible edit of megalovania, left ear is what happened when i midi’d it and then fucked with the tempo and volume. enjoy

i couldn’t have gotten a more fitting description of this track honestly

art trade w @glttrpnk

new bar buddies

what cis people think being trans is like: i hate myself. i will ace bandage bind and long for a world where i wasn’t born in the wrong body.

what being trans is actually like: i want my hair long so i can look like legolas but that means i’ll be misgendered. anyway. aren’t these shoes with frogs on them cool. 

being trans in cis people’s eyes: *a horrible hellish experience that no one should ever experience. constantly craves for happiness*

being trans in my experience: my ass is fat & my titties are flat. existence is meaningless yet I’m the juiciest snack

tooth lilly: hrhhnnnggg im a thirsty little flower....you have to water me.... you have to use your pee

flower kid:.. I...am NOT doing that

doc habit: and jus let him fuck-ing DIE???

habit said FUCK parsley rights

“SPEEn!”