hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way

Make more male bi characters you cowards

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

Cinnamon_Girl.mp3

STREAM NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL

Fuck it, I love you…

dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you

ajsjjdndnf is a valid emotion

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

gender neutral? no. gender agnostic. not sure I believe in gender and if it’s real I’m not sure I’m happy about it

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

me

me: *is bitter but is also right*

“are these nudes old?”

First of all, these are the classics

Me: “And here we have our 2015 vintage…”