Something that's so funny to as a concept is that Jack, Chowder, Dex, and Whiskey all going to the NHL and reaching NHL stardom but and so they do a joint little interview segment, and Chowder is going on and on about how much Jack was a great captain, and so the moderator asks "I guess Jack was your best cattain in college, huh?"
And Chowder just immediately goes "Oh no Bitty was much better" and the moderator does a spit take
Dex is like "Bitty had a certain air about him when he was captain. He was commanding, but understanding and really lived up to the whole 'Got your back.' ...also, not gonna lie, it was kinda hot"
Whiskey just stares for a minute and goes "Jack was a great captain and did really good by the team." [A pause] "But Bitty didn't make us wake up for practice at 5am even for optional skate"
Jack is just looking at them all with a giant smile on his face and trying not to laugh as the other three chirp him
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Also the way that this would respark the whole Jack and Bitty stuff in the hockey world? Imagine ZimmerStans (thanks Abby /@zimms ) on Twitter seeing this interview and then just reblogging with gifs of the Center Ice Kiss and being like "Y'all surprised he loves his man?? smh"
And also Dex and Chowder just find old videos of Bitty as Captain and its literally so chaotic:
[Beyonce blaring in the background]
Bitty: IF YOU CANT FINISH DRILLS BEFORE THE SONGS OVER, YOURE DOING THEM AGAIN
Louis: You're killing us-
Hops: I'm trying!
Bitty: TRY HARDER! IF BEYONCE CAN SING WHILE RUNNING ON A WHOLE TRACK YOU CAN DO ONE DRILL
It goes viral and other SMH players are posting videos of Bitty as captain/during his senior year
Half of them show his ruthlessness as captain the other half have Beyonce involved somehow. There's a pie in every video.
When Bitty finally catches wind of it, he posts a video of a blog segment he never posted:
[On screen is a younger Bitty, around freshman year, in full hockey pads. In the background you can see is Faber, and Bitty is on the benches, seemingly finished up tying his skates]
Bitty: Hey y'all! I'm here at Faber, or thr ice rink! At 5 am!! You know why?
[The camera violently turns and points at Jack, younger and decidedly looking more closed off than now, lacing up his skates, but out of his pads]
Bitty: You're right folks! One Jack Zimmermann has graciously decided to wake me up at 5 AM WHEN I WAS PEACEFULLY SLEEPING to practice CHECKING!!! ...FUN
Jack, looking amused into the camera: Bittle, you know you have to get better right?
Bitty: I know I know...do you have to check me into the boards today, because I can make you pie-
Jack: Up, let's get on the ice
Bitty: Or are you a cake guy? I can do cookies! Tarts?
Jack, laughing: Just get on the ice Bittle
Bitty: Fine, fine
[Video cuts off]
It has the caption "You learn from the best, eh?" and a kissy face
Jack retweets it with 🥧❤🏒
