gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you-

(oats blow away in the wind)

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

this april fools reblog to let your followers know that they are not safe from getting DEERED

Everyone please say hello to Sock!

She is very small!!

I found a VHS tape at the junk store, labeled just “A Surprise!”. Since I’d recently set up my VCR and old 80s TV, I thought I should check it out.

Just… just watch. 

Apparently the Tumblr version of this post got no love! Weird. The Twitter version had like two million likes. In case you missed my “glory days”

@birdwizardofficial side of Tumblr, what is this?

That's a Jacana! Their toes are long because they walk on water lillies to find food. And while rearing their young they will tuck the babies under their wings to carry them, which results in this eldritch-bird looking thing.

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

In case anyone could use this right now.

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teetotailer

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

affirmations