The Taste of You | Modern Rockstar!Eddie Munson x Fem Reader | 18 +

Word Count: 8.1k

Summary: after attending a successful and rather sweaty concert from Corroded Coffin, you send the front man a rather thirsty DM on his instagram. You wake up to his response...and an offer to go backstage to follow through.

Warnings: lowkey unrealistic, alcohol, oral (f + m receiving), marking, begging (both), no protection, cream pie, use of aftercare

MINORS DNI

Based on my friend @bebe07011 going to a concert and DM'ing one of the band members (who looks a lot like Eddie) about how much she was enthralled by his performance and him responding back. This one's for you <3

Thank you so much to @forget-you-morelike-fuck-you again for editing, you're my lifesaver.

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You lean on the counter at work, distracted by your Instagram feed. Well, not distracted, per se. There are several more productive things you could be doing, but with your manager out on an errand and no customers to serve, there isn’t really anything stopping you. A post from Corroded Coffin comes up, a few images from their latest stop on tour. You can hardly prevent an excited squeal from escaping your lips, scrolling through their images, and rereading the end of the post over and over. ‘See you next, Indiana!’

i’ve been saying it for years:

government considers you able to work if you can give anything more than 0%

employers consider you unhireable if you give anything less than 100%

I hope you all receive good news this week that makes your heart feel a little lighter & your dreams more within reach

I wonder if she knows how much power she has over the lesbians just by looking like this...

Reblog If you're bored and you want anonymous questions.

Remus, Peter and James being only children, freaking out whenever Regulus and Sirius fight and Lily going "oh that's normal, I once threw Petunia out a window" will never not be funny

Giggling thinking about it, idk i find this so funny ans I see this happening 🤭

And with your help we can make it 100%.

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

i actually like the fact that being a marauders fan is my secret alter identity. it adds to my intrigue. i’m like spider man.

IM SORRY BUT MY HUMOUR IS BROKEN AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF WHILE READING THIS

Eddie’s dimples. Reblog if you agree.

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

Fucking THANK YOU.

Nothing is harder then being a fan of an over-sexualised female character. Like trust me she’s a really complex and interesting character, just please ignore the overflowing amount of weird fan art and the multiple official panels of her with her ass out

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Me

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

i am a nonbinary people

you completely valid, I luv ya! (platonic)

i can’t believe we’re supposed to feel bad for american white men who willingly went overseas to muslim countries to massacre brown people because they now have nightmares about the children they killed. i do n o t care about you or your health please stop asking me to care i literally pray that you suffer for the rest of your life for taking the lives of innocent people i hope you never sleep again