A couple

Stunning af

Shakespeare characters as evil birds PART II

Cleopatra:

Othello:

Joan Purcell:

Giacomo:

Bishop Carlisle (Richard II): 

Ophelia / Macbeth / at least one member of pretty much any Shakespearean couple:

Horatio:

Henry IV:

Tybalt:

Titus Andronicus (Come Dine With Me):

Part 1 

Images via The Mincing Mockingbird

PUMPKIN GLUTEN-FREE CINNAMON ROLLS

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

Seriously if you see this and don’t reblog it, I have NO respect for you

Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

This is my favorite episode of How It’s Made.

Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole

y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

sundancekyd:

Leave it to Tumblr.

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MATHS I HAVE EVER SEEN

OH MY GOD THIS IS A THING.

JESUS-MISHA THAT WAS SO FUCKING LONG AGO IS THIS REALLY STILL PART OF THIS POST

IT’S ON MY DASH

IT’S ON MY DASH

IT’S ON MY DASH

I can’t not reblog this. It’s gotta be like a crime or something.

I love how it has sin in there

I’ve seen screen shots, but I’ve never seen the actual post before 🤤

Oh my fuck it’s here.

I have that saved to my phone.

IT’S ON MY DASH!

I saw this a lot of times as screenshot on social media sites and finally, finally it’s here.

It’s on my dash.

I CAN AND I WILL FINALLY REBLOG THIS

YASSSS

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

follow the person i reblogged this from

I always get 10-15 followers everytime I reblog this thing

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

“…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed.”

god bless this post

finally!

it’s BI VISIBILITY DAY so let’s celebrate with some of the most badass bi women out there!

there are people in the fandom who can

and then there’s me

But there’s you, who

You are just as important as the rest of us.

All the fandoms should see this.

Know that every note I get is just as important as I hope my work is to all of you

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

Reblogging for DnD purposes.

now i wanna kill someone just to see if i could get away with it

Kat no.

me too kat

I made a big family tree today!

F.P: I’ll bet my reputation on it. 

Mary: Sorry, but there’s a five dollar minimum.